crystal | if i promise that i'll be real good,

[poleaxed]

FORM: crystal as you please.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: Everybody.
NOTES: Jone's mouth.

I ain't been here long. Have we ever had a proper tourney, like?

We've horses enough for the joust. We've space for the melee. Some of you, I've heard tell, can manage well enough with a lute. And there can be betting, if any could be bothered to bookie. You know, so you can join in even if you can't hold a weapon or ride a sodding horse.

Has anyone done that? Might be worthwhile, yeah? Considering... things can get a bit boring, staying all in one place, if you ain't careful.

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[truthtied]

[ Diana has long ago resigned herself to never knowing anything about slang, so: ]

Flash?

[poleaxed]

Fancy. Impressive... expensive.

[truthtied]

Oh! No, I don't think so. It is very impressive to watch the skills of the other warriors and the athletes especially, but the racing is usually on foot or mounted and shot put is just throwing a metal ball the size of a fist. There's javelin throwing as well. And wrestling.

If we were to do the games the way my people did, I imagine the only expense would be the shot put and the javelin. Traditionally it's all preformed in the nude, but for comfort's sake, most of the women in my home wore clothing of some sort.

[poleaxed]

I... don't proper know how I'd go about that, but you've my blessing.

[No one is wearing armor in this, which means they'll get even more maimed than usual, so... not Jone's problem!]

[truthtied]

The races at least. [ Because frankly she's not 100% on letting people who usually clank around in armor wrestle each other ] And I'll gladly help you with the rest of it, if you like. I don't have much in the way of connection, but I can't imagine a tourney would be difficult to negotiate with a patron.

[poleaxed]

Horse races are for country folk. How you do it in a city, I haven't the foggiest.

[truthtied]

Mm, true. We had a circuit for it and the foot races in the coliseum, but I haven't seen quite the same sort of building here. And setting a route through the city streets seems courting disaster. The foot races at the very least, we've enough space for a sprint type.