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[degenere]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

Comments

[degenere]

How fortunate! My project is complete and my problem is solved. This is very good and has saved me a great deal of work.

But you must tell me your qualities, please. Do not be modest of your greatness.

[bouchonne]

Well, I'm extremely handsome, to begin with.

[degenere]

'Extremely'. An important modifier to a word that carries already relevance to your place upon this list. But let us scratch the surface and see beneath. What of your personality?

[bouchonne]

Terrible. But did I mention my handsomeness?

[degenere]

You did. I shall write it again all the same.

Conversational ability?

[bouchonne]

Nearly without match.

[degenere]

Very good. Your favorite topic? Or if there is more than one, of course, you may name additionals.

[bouchonne]

Gossip, myself, and whatever will scandalize my conversational partner. Ideally, something that combines all three.

[degenere]

You would spread gossip of yourself?