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[degenere]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

Comments

[degenere]

I would think its first suggestion is that I am Orlesian.

But how good of you to ask. My scholarship is primarily in the fields of zoology, archaeology and anthropology, demolitions, and architecture, and then particularly the architecture and construction of siege engines. And of course I also research nearly [an important word here] whatever Riftwatch asks of me.

[muckspout]

[A lot of names and a lot of words, but not the ones Edgard's looking for.]
I will keep all of that in mind. Pleasure to meet you, Val. Good luck on your search for interesting people.

[degenere]

You intend to shirk responsibility?

[muckspout]

[A short inhale and then an uncomfortable laugh]

What responsibility are you accusing me of shirking?

[degenere]

Well, my friend, if we are speaking by these crystals, then you are a member of our company. And you are honor-bound to help in its efforts. And this-- [unofficially, but that is so unimportant, relaly, if you just leave that part out, no one ever knows] --this is an effort of our company. To abandon it without genuine suggestion is to shirk.

[muckspout]

[Flatly.]

I abstain.

[degenere]

[Val gives a very professional and grown-up raspberry sound in reply. ok]

Uninteresting and unfun. I have marked you down.

[muckspout]

[In a dignified tone, mocking Val's]

It takes one to know one.