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[degenere]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

Comments

[degenere]

Allergies, perhaps. To horses. It is a sad thing but it does happen. But that should not damn a horse's spirit to an eternity of wandering. I cannot imagine Andraste would have forsaken horses even if she were deeply allergic. She was so good. Horses are very good. It follows naturally.

[fripon]

I agree, of course. Now go find Sister Adalberta and tell her for me.

[degenere]

And have my hand slapped for the trouble? I think not.

[fripon]

She must be old by now. I'm sure her slapping strength has waned.

[degenere]

The strength of a Chantry sister does not wane with age. It only grows. This is well-known. An impossible physicality, but true.