FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Loxley & Bastien
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: NEW UNIFORMS, and a competition. Please threadjack to guess locations and/or strategize and/or tell people who think it's stupid that there is coffee on the line and they have to do it anyway.
[ In the middle of the day, around lunchtime, when as many people as possible are likely to be in the Gallows but also positioned to take a break: ]
The uniforms are here, [ is sing-song, Orlesian-accented, and probably not surprising. The uniforms would have been mentioned before. Sometime prior to this, someone would have been around collecting measurements. ] The packages are in your pigeonholes in the dining hall—but, [ dramatically, ] they are not complete.
Yes, several items have unfortunately gone missing, [ chimes in a second voice, that which belongs to Loxley, distinctly and threatrically posh, particularly in light of the drama currently being narrated. ] The pins with which each division is demarcated are mysteriously vanished to all corners of the Gallows, I'm afraid. But we're willing to award the division who happens upon them first.
The first division to find its pins, change its clothes, and assemble all of its members— all of its members who are in the city today, we are reasonable men— whichever first has all of them assembled in the dining hall in full regalia, pins and all, will win a crate of wine and five pounds of coffee, courtesy of the Diplomacy Division. Not each. To share.
Speaking of reason, perhaps we ought to give them a hint of where to look.
Reasonable and generous. D'acc. All four boxes of pins are in the Gallows, hidden in or near something that begins with the same letter as your division. If any of them are hard to guess, you will have to find the terrible villains who stole the pins and tell them so later.
They won't hang around, pointing their loaded crossbows at us all day. Chop chop.
[ OOC: The winning division will be OOCly determined by who guesses their box's hiding place correctly first in this post. If no one guesses correctly, it will be judged by which division has the highest % of participation (also in this post). If no one guesses correctly and participation is a draw, we'll RNG. ]
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