skull
15 December 2019 @ 06:51 pm

FORM: crystal
SENDER: skull
RECIPIENT: everyone
NOTES: i fully expect and welcome ic push-back against this announcement because come on. he's a skull in a jar and hell-bent on being annoying to everyone.


YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM, I SHOULDN'T NEED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. HELLO.

AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED, ESHAL IS GONE. YES, IT'S VERY SAD, BUT DON'T COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT! I DON'T CARE. AND IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY, LEAVING HER IN NEVARRA LIKE THAT. FOR SHAME.

ANYWAY, WE CANNOT BE LEFT WITH ONLY RUTYER AS THE HEAD OF DIPLOMACY.


[ Scoff. ]

DISASTROUS. SO, AS THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WITH ANY ACTUAL EXPERIENCE BEING A HEAD AND AS ESHAL'S ACTING-ASSISTANT, I WILL BE TAKING OVER HER ROLE AS CO-HEAD OF DIPLOMACY.

OR PERHAPS I'LL JUST BE THE HEAD AND BYERLY CAN BE THE BODY.

IN ANY CASE, MY OFFICE HOURS WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED, I WILL EXPECT FULL COOPERATION FROM ALL OF MY UNDERLINGS, AND MY FIRST COMMAND IS FOR SOMEONE TO GET ME AN OBEDIENT MABARI TO GUIDE THIS STUPID
[ Read: lovely ] CHARIOT I WAS GIFTED FOR SATINALIA.

CHOP, CHOP, PEOPLE.