Bartimaeus of Uruk, Sakhr al-Jinni of Al-Ar---hey!
14 April 2019 @ 11:11 am
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Bartimaeus
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: You missed a hell of a show
WHEN: Mid-afternoon, now-ish
NOTES: Noodle incident post-script for THE GRAND CUN...SENSUS. If you character was there, feel free to make up the scandalous details. No, these stories absolutely don't need to be consistent.


[Hear ye, hear ye! This message coming at you from a perfectly respectable post-after party hangover recovery hour.]

If you weren't in a very particular quarter of Val Royeaux last night, then I have terrible news. You've missed the only theater production worth seeing. —No, scratch that. You've maybe missed the only thing ever worth seeing. May as well just go lie down in the nearest convenient ditch and wait for someone to come along and heap grave dirt over you. There's just no point what with the Divine election drama having been officially concluded.

[Puns are a very base form of humor, but let's just say he's inspired.]

For those of you who were there, yes. I can confirm that Antoine has been rescued from the pillory.