I need a barber. If I leave it much longer my hair is going to be at my feet.

[ Ugh. And because she knows you lot - ]

I require it to be well done and nothing outlandish, I just need it cut back above my knees. [ a practical length. ] If you make a mess of my hair because you think it clever and turn me into a widow on pilgrimage, I will gladly go on it. But I will be taking your head with me to burn on the banks of the holiest river I can find in these lands.

[ So, #nopressue. It's only her only point of personal vanity and pride that she is not at all deeply attached too. ]