Bastien
15 April 2019 @ 11:55 am
FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Bastien.
RECIPIENT: Everybody.
WHAT: Icebreakers!
WHEN: Now!
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Hello!

[ The accompanying accent is Orlesian. The accompanying tone is friendly with appropriately subdued good cheer. The war is terrible! The apocalypse is nigh! But the weather has been nice today, and nothing is more on fire than usual, so we might as well enjoy ourselves and make friends while we can.

You know, that sort of tone. ]


There are so many of you here I have not met properly, and so many I have met who I do not really know anything about—I can only imagine how anyone shyer than I am must feel.

So... What are everyone’s names? Where is everyone from? And do you miss it?

I can start. My name is Bastien— [ not what he claimed initially, but the game is up, rip game ] —I am from Val Royeaux, and every day I am away I die a little faster.