katabasis: (good intentions)
ƬƠƬƛԼԼƳ ƇƠƊЄƤЄƝƊЄƝƬ ƑԼƖƝƬ ([personal profile] katabasis) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-02-29 11:09 am

crystal; odd jobs and training efforts


FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Flint
RECIPIENT: Everyone, but mostly Forces
NOTES: Also, a reminder that the JOBS BOARD exists now. I refuse to stop trying to make fetch happen.


Riftwatch, this is Commander Flint. With the end of winter approaching, Forces will be implementing an accelerated schedule for the repair of equipment and maintenance of gear to see that we're prepared for the coming months. Any member of Forces should expect an extra item on their rota. Any member of Riftwatch outside the division who finds they have time in the day they happily apply to manual labor is more than welcome to come to the division office and take up one of the miscellaneous tasks posted at the list on the door. If you cannot read the list, Matthias will do so for you.

[Hope you all love repairing armor and refinishing the hulls of small boats.]

Further, as the entirety of the organization has a well developed instinct for sticking its nose where it might be cut off, should anyone feel they are ill-equipped to defend themselves in an emergency and wish to remedy that, Forces will be organizing training sessions with which to familiarize yourself with some kind of weapon. There is to be a separate sheet posted on the notice board for both interested students and anyone willing to give instruction. I would prefer no one deface it.

[But if it keeps you all busy and out of his business, draw all the outrageous phalluses you can imagine. There is even a bit of graphite on a string attached to the pin and a suspiciously ample series of margins for that very purpose. You're welcome.]

If there are any questions, you're welcome to submit them either in writing or in person. If you have complaints, there is a box for that.
bouchonne: (i hate my life)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh. ]

I would like.
bouchonne: (wary)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Stop being catty, dear Captain. It doesn't suit your aesthetic.
bouchonne: (pensive)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah. Well. By rubs at his mouth. ]

Given her disappearance, I believe I was rather justified in not being wholly forthcoming with her about my...avocation.

[ Anyway. ]

Did you move forward with this idea?
bouchonne: (attentive)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Do you intend to move forward with it?
bouchonne: (probably lying)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ How altogether infuriating. ]

Are you asking me to take it over from you?
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
And you think me prone to bickering?
bouchonne: (wary)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm famously agreeable.

[ Well. ]

And I don't disagree when there's nothing to disagree with.
bouchonne: (sardonic)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maker, Flint is obnoxious. ]

As charming as our banter is, Captain, I'm not exactly about to jeopardize a mission just so I can see your handsome little cheek muscles twitch. If I'm doing a job, I do the job.
bouchonne: (slap him)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ u g h.

Sweetly: ]


Well, in Eshal's defense, she was a Qunari. Northerners so often fail to understand the ways of the South.

[ Then, less passive-aggressively: ]

A song might do.
bouchonne: (arch)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Such a clever boy.

The challenge will be to ensure that it's good enough that it'd be transmitted by minstrels not in our employ.

[ it's gotta slap ]
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-04 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
What, you don't believe we can write a good song?
bouchonne: (arch)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-04 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, if it's outside your area of expertise, it must be impossible.

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