katabasis: (good intentions)
ƬƠƬƛԼԼƳ ƇƠƊЄƤЄƝƊЄƝƬ ƑԼƖƝƬ ([personal profile] katabasis) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-02-29 11:09 am

crystal; odd jobs and training efforts


FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Flint
RECIPIENT: Everyone, but mostly Forces
NOTES: Also, a reminder that the JOBS BOARD exists now. I refuse to stop trying to make fetch happen.


Riftwatch, this is Commander Flint. With the end of winter approaching, Forces will be implementing an accelerated schedule for the repair of equipment and maintenance of gear to see that we're prepared for the coming months. Any member of Forces should expect an extra item on their rota. Any member of Riftwatch outside the division who finds they have time in the day they happily apply to manual labor is more than welcome to come to the division office and take up one of the miscellaneous tasks posted at the list on the door. If you cannot read the list, Matthias will do so for you.

[Hope you all love repairing armor and refinishing the hulls of small boats.]

Further, as the entirety of the organization has a well developed instinct for sticking its nose where it might be cut off, should anyone feel they are ill-equipped to defend themselves in an emergency and wish to remedy that, Forces will be organizing training sessions with which to familiarize yourself with some kind of weapon. There is to be a separate sheet posted on the notice board for both interested students and anyone willing to give instruction. I would prefer no one deface it.

[But if it keeps you all busy and out of his business, draw all the outrageous phalluses you can imagine. There is even a bit of graphite on a string attached to the pin and a suspiciously ample series of margins for that very purpose. You're welcome.]

If there are any questions, you're welcome to submit them either in writing or in person. If you have complaints, there is a box for that.
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Is that truly all?

[ It seems a small and obvious thought to have caused some turn in Flint's facial expression. The man typically deals in dead-eyed stares broken only by little jerks and swoops of his lips and eyelids. Getting a sense of his feelings is tough, when those feelings aren't "uncomplicated rage." ]
bouchonne: (drunken pontificating)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not your most convincing attempt at misdirection.
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
What seems like the most obvious place to you?
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
And why is that the most likely? Merely because it's closest?
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ A smile. You know the one. ]

I'm taking inspiration from you. You decided to be mysterious, so I'm giving it a try.

[ And then he raises his eyebrows in invitation. C'mon, be honest about your thoughts from earlier. ]
bouchonne: (high as fuck)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ All right, then. Byerly answers openly as well. ]

I think certain Bannorns could be convinced. It would depend somewhat upon what these refugees had to offer - would they be farmers and tradespeople, or mages and thugs? - but a number of Banns are hungry for more freemen to settle their lands, especially in areas that were hit hard during the Fifth Blight.

[ A shrug. ]

Of course, transporting these people that far south - That is a challenge. Unless...
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Can't I care for the welfare of innocents caught up in the horrors of war?

[ His voice makes it sound like something inherently absurd. Imagine! Him! Byerly! Caring for the downtrodden! Such silliness. ]
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
A better place than most.

[ Even amongst the bullshit, his patriotism runs strong. Strong enough to actually rear its head sometimes. ]
bouchonne: (dead-ish)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ and whose people STARTED the blights huh ]

Money...is often in rather shorter supply than land and goodwill is, down in Ferelden. Perhaps we can convince some Orlesian lords that taking in the refugees is a disgraceful burden for us - they'd probably fund it and titter behind their hands.
bouchonne: (drunken pontificating)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Be fair, now. Nothing good has ever come for us from the North. - But yes; it could be an easy trick.
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-03-07 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this your leadership style, Flint? Trying to pass off tasks to others so that you can have ample time to read poetry, brood, and threaten the people around you? I suppose all those activities do take quite a portion of your day.

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