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[the_cleric]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Jester
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: have you heard the good word?
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: the Gallows
NOTES: dick pics are always a possibility in this religion


Hello, crystal-people! My name is Jester and I am a tiefling and a cleric and a Rifter, so here I look like a qunari, which, if you don't know what a qunari is, I am really really tall and built like a brick shit house--

[Speaking to a crystal is weird. Jester is holding it up close to her mouth in case she is not easily heard through whatever crystals are made out of. Her voice (accented, something like Eastern European) comes through loud. All the more so because she is feeling a lot of emotion right now.]

And there are a lot of people talking about gods and religion and stuff, yeah--so I just wanted you all to know that if you do not have a god that talks to you, you can totally, totally worship the Traveler. Because he is a super-awesome god, and he will definitely answer you if you need him to answer you, like not always, sometimes he is probably busy or something, with god stuff, I guess, I don't know--but he will teach you cool tricks and tell you all kinds of new things! And he is very handsome, and he has a cool voice that you will get to hear too.

Because I just heard that people here do not have a god that talks to them and I think that is really sad, because the Traveler was really nice to me when I was lonely. And nobody should feel like they are really lonely, and if you do feel like that, and you don't want a new god, that's okay, but I will be your friend anyways.

And I have pamphlets that I can give you. About the Traveler. If you want to learn more, but you don't have to, okay?

Okay! And you can reply to this message. Okay, bye-eeee!

Comments

[gatheringstorm]

Traveling and shit-stirring are two of my favorite things, so I think we'd get along fine. What was that place called? Oh right, the Creaking Kraken. I think it's called that because of the sign, which is damn loud.

[the_cleric]

Ooooooh. [Jester is dully impressed, and the inflection of that quiet gasp reflects as much.] That's a good name.

So-o, what are you doing right now? Can we go there now?

[gatheringstorm]

Sure, why not? [There's the creak of a chair, as she moves to stand up.]

Give me about ten minutes and I can meet you at the docks.

[the_cleric]

O-kay! I will be there in ten minutes!

[And she will be, too, sitting on one of the big thick posts that boats can tie off on. Her drawing book is open in her lap, and she's working on a picture of a giant fish poling a ferry up to a dock. It is really good.]

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin isn't hard to spot as she approaches, since there aren't a lot of qunari around and so by default she's at least a head taller than most. She waves upon spotting Jester, catching up easily enough since few people try to get in the way of a qunari.]

Oooh, I like the detail. The higher-ups should commission you for a mural sometime, you're at least as good as any of the artists I've seen in Val Royeaux.