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therookery2018-06-22 11:24 am
the_cleric) wrote in therookery2018-06-22 11:24 am
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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Jester
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: have you heard the good word?
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: the Gallows
NOTES: dick pics are always a possibility in this religion
Hello, crystal-people! My name is Jester and I am a tiefling and a cleric and a Rifter, so here I look like a qunari, which, if you don't know what a qunari is, I am really really tall and built like a brick shit house--
[Speaking to a crystal is weird. Jester is holding it up close to her mouth in case she is not easily heard through whatever crystals are made out of. Her voice (accented, something like Eastern European) comes through loud. All the more so because she is feeling a lot of emotion right now.]
And there are a lot of people talking about gods and religion and stuff, yeah--so I just wanted you all to know that if you do not have a god that talks to you, you can totally, totally worship the Traveler. Because he is a super-awesome god, and he will definitely answer you if you need him to answer you, like not always, sometimes he is probably busy or something, with god stuff, I guess, I don't know--but he will teach you cool tricks and tell you all kinds of new things! And he is very handsome, and he has a cool voice that you will get to hear too.
Because I just heard that people here do not have a god that talks to them and I think that is really sad, because the Traveler was really nice to me when I was lonely. And nobody should feel like they are really lonely, and if you do feel like that, and you don't want a new god, that's okay, but I will be your friend anyways.
And I have pamphlets that I can give you. About the Traveler. If you want to learn more, but you don't have to, okay?
Okay! And you can reply to this message. Okay, bye-eeee!
SENDER: Jester
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: have you heard the good word?
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: the Gallows
NOTES: dick pics are always a possibility in this religion
Hello, crystal-people! My name is Jester and I am a tiefling and a cleric and a Rifter, so here I look like a qunari, which, if you don't know what a qunari is, I am really really tall and built like a brick shit house--
[Speaking to a crystal is weird. Jester is holding it up close to her mouth in case she is not easily heard through whatever crystals are made out of. Her voice (accented, something like Eastern European) comes through loud. All the more so because she is feeling a lot of emotion right now.]
And there are a lot of people talking about gods and religion and stuff, yeah--so I just wanted you all to know that if you do not have a god that talks to you, you can totally, totally worship the Traveler. Because he is a super-awesome god, and he will definitely answer you if you need him to answer you, like not always, sometimes he is probably busy or something, with god stuff, I guess, I don't know--but he will teach you cool tricks and tell you all kinds of new things! And he is very handsome, and he has a cool voice that you will get to hear too.
Because I just heard that people here do not have a god that talks to them and I think that is really sad, because the Traveler was really nice to me when I was lonely. And nobody should feel like they are really lonely, and if you do feel like that, and you don't want a new god, that's okay, but I will be your friend anyways.
And I have pamphlets that I can give you. About the Traveler. If you want to learn more, but you don't have to, okay?
Okay! And you can reply to this message. Okay, bye-eeee!
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[Tickets that are redeemed, is where she is going with that. Redemption. Whatever.]
And yeah, like basically no one knows about the Traveler. He is really, really exclusive right now, you know? That's what the pamphlets are for!
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[ Six is a little bit baffled, but she's working on it. ]
I would like to read one, if I may. I am curious.
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[And she's not going to devote much time to thinking about it, worrying about it, or really examining her own thought process.]
Sure you can read a pamphlet. I can bring it right to you, if I want! My legs are basically the second longest in the Gallows, I think. Do you have any Sarenrae pamphlets to trade for it?
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[ Six doesn't think she's ever seen a pamphlet to Sarenrae, but... ]
I do not have one for Sarenrae, but I can answer any questions you have. I am in the Gallows if you would like to join me.
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[She's only a little disappointed. It would have been cool to trade pamphlets. But probably this paladin would have been totally embarrassed, because the quality of Jester's pamphlet is so good and artistic and stuff.]
Okay, okay, okay. We can do questions instead. Li-ike, Truth or Dare, but about your god, you know? I am also in the Gallows. I am sitting by-- [A pause, as she looks around.] There's a big fountain. Do you know where that is?
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[ Which is a very bizarre thing to be considering asking your God, but... It's an easy promise to make all the same, one that might cheer up this strange new fellow she's meeting.
At least it doesn't take Six too long to notice her and makes her way over, greatsword on her back and Paladin armour covering her body. ]
I have never played Truth or Dare.
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[Jester, sitting perched on the edge of the fountain, looks up with her eyes wide. The expression looks slightly more intimidating when worn by a qunari, but it mostly translates.]
No way! Okay, okay, okay-- sit down--
[She snaps her drawing book closed and shoves it into her pink haversack, which is laying beside her feet. Space clear, attention clear, she pats the stone beside her as a place for her new paladin friend to sit.]
It is very easy. Oh, wait. I guess we are probably playing more like Twenty Queries, huh? Have you played that one?
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No, I haven't -
[ But, oh, she's being urged, without question, to sit down and she's distinctly reminded of Adalia. Settling down, she tries to make herself somewhat comfortable. ]
I have not. I didn't have much time for games.