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therookery2018-06-22 11:24 am
the_cleric) wrote in therookery2018-06-22 11:24 am
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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Jester
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: have you heard the good word?
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: the Gallows
NOTES: dick pics are always a possibility in this religion
Hello, crystal-people! My name is Jester and I am a tiefling and a cleric and a Rifter, so here I look like a qunari, which, if you don't know what a qunari is, I am really really tall and built like a brick shit house--
[Speaking to a crystal is weird. Jester is holding it up close to her mouth in case she is not easily heard through whatever crystals are made out of. Her voice (accented, something like Eastern European) comes through loud. All the more so because she is feeling a lot of emotion right now.]
And there are a lot of people talking about gods and religion and stuff, yeah--so I just wanted you all to know that if you do not have a god that talks to you, you can totally, totally worship the Traveler. Because he is a super-awesome god, and he will definitely answer you if you need him to answer you, like not always, sometimes he is probably busy or something, with god stuff, I guess, I don't know--but he will teach you cool tricks and tell you all kinds of new things! And he is very handsome, and he has a cool voice that you will get to hear too.
Because I just heard that people here do not have a god that talks to them and I think that is really sad, because the Traveler was really nice to me when I was lonely. And nobody should feel like they are really lonely, and if you do feel like that, and you don't want a new god, that's okay, but I will be your friend anyways.
And I have pamphlets that I can give you. About the Traveler. If you want to learn more, but you don't have to, okay?
Okay! And you can reply to this message. Okay, bye-eeee!
SENDER: Jester
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: have you heard the good word?
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: the Gallows
NOTES: dick pics are always a possibility in this religion
Hello, crystal-people! My name is Jester and I am a tiefling and a cleric and a Rifter, so here I look like a qunari, which, if you don't know what a qunari is, I am really really tall and built like a brick shit house--
[Speaking to a crystal is weird. Jester is holding it up close to her mouth in case she is not easily heard through whatever crystals are made out of. Her voice (accented, something like Eastern European) comes through loud. All the more so because she is feeling a lot of emotion right now.]
And there are a lot of people talking about gods and religion and stuff, yeah--so I just wanted you all to know that if you do not have a god that talks to you, you can totally, totally worship the Traveler. Because he is a super-awesome god, and he will definitely answer you if you need him to answer you, like not always, sometimes he is probably busy or something, with god stuff, I guess, I don't know--but he will teach you cool tricks and tell you all kinds of new things! And he is very handsome, and he has a cool voice that you will get to hear too.
Because I just heard that people here do not have a god that talks to them and I think that is really sad, because the Traveler was really nice to me when I was lonely. And nobody should feel like they are really lonely, and if you do feel like that, and you don't want a new god, that's okay, but I will be your friend anyways.
And I have pamphlets that I can give you. About the Traveler. If you want to learn more, but you don't have to, okay?
Okay! And you can reply to this message. Okay, bye-eeee!
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And no-o, I'm a cleric! Not a priest. I don't think the Traveler has any priests. And if he does, he doesn't talk about them ever. And also, I think it is probably pretty boring to be a priest. Like, they stay inside most of the time, I think.
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( "Found" could mean many things. )
I grew up in convent and was thinking all religions must be having priests and nuns. Churches needing clerics, yes?
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I would not want to live in a stinky old temple, man.
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( wow jester that's really obvious
her laugh, though, is conspiratorial )
Is it because you are already being so stinky?
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[Mmmmmaybe, is what that could have become, but instead Jester leaves it there, because--]
Oh, man. If you think I am stinky? You do not know what stinky is. There are stinky people out there. I love baths. I got to go on this trip, with the Inquisition, and first, they let us all take these great baths. It was the best.
Hey, is there a bathhouse in Kirkwall, do you think?
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( And she is fine with living in filth herself if she must, so honestly she's not that bothered by it. In all the things she was taught growing up - mostly that God was vengeful, science was wrong, and murder was righteous - a value of tidyness is not high in her list. )
There are the baths in bottom of the mages and templar towers in Gallows. Maybe nicer ones in Kirkwall.
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[Dun dun duhhhhhh! is what the music should do there, but there's no music. Jester takes the pause anyways.]
Since I like being clean, I want to find those baths! Do you think the ones here have nice soaps and stuff? Or do we have to go to a fancy one for that. Probably, right? But we should still look at the ones that are here in the basement. Because how many people can say they live above baths!