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[rowancrowned]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Thranduil
RECIPIENT: Luwenna Coupe, rest of Inquisition 
WHAT: My honor student Division could beat up your honor student Division. 
WHEN: Shortly after Tourney participation sign-ups open.
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: discontent? what discontent. also! will be phone tagging these, icon not indicative of emotion. 

Ser Coupe.

[ sounding entirely as though he's facing her and having a real conversation rather than throwing her name into the ether. ]

What say you about a friendly wager, considering the tourney.  If my Division's members place in more events than yours do, you will have to...

[ a pause to consider. ]

Well, I'm sure someone will have a good idea of what the losing Division Head will have to do. Do the members of the Kirkwall outpost have any suggestions?

 

Comments

private;

[rowancrowned]

If you had no one thus far to teach you patience, then it has clearly become my duty to do so.

[ that shouldn't have been said with half as much evident pleasure as it was. moving on: ]

Yes. Make friends.

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[aenseidhe]

Do you expect you'll have better luck than my mother?

[ if you thought iorveth was a wild, unruly thing now, you did not see him as a teenager. ]

What friends I'd like to make I feel I already have. [ Bronach, Beleth, Thranduil, Gwen, his 8 million adopted children. Why does he need more??? ]

private;

[rowancrowned]

I will use different methods than your mother.

[ that's a curious thought. ]

You cannot keep them safe with knife and bow alone.

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[aenseidhe]

Will you? Intriguing. We shall see.

[ is this a sex thing? if it isn't, can it be? ]

Fortunate I befriend mostly those capable of keeping themselves safe.

private;

[rowancrowned]

[ it is absolutely a sex thing. ]

private;

[rowancrowned]

I will continue to hope that you develop a clever tongue, and in the meantime will content myself with your blade.

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[aenseidhe]

[ all of this is a sex thing, wow thranduil, you're lucky he's hold back on all 8 million of his stupid dad jokes right now and refraining from being the least sexy thing in the multiverse. ]

I've been told I've talent with both, but I suppose promises are little in the face of actions.

[ what were we originally talking about? ]