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thranduil oropherion ([personal profile] rowancrowned) wrote in [community profile] therookery2018-05-07 12:13 am

weighed and measured in kind

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Thranduil
RECIPIENT: A L L
WHAT: Please don't riot about the phylacteries. (yet)
WHEN: Post-negotiations.
WHERE: Gallows! 
NOTES: After this. Specifically, after Iorveth does a property damage and before anyone else can try that.


[ thranduil's voice is tight, if still somehow pleasant: ]

I understand that there are a great number of questions and concerns at the moment regarding the Inquisition's proposed policy of phylacteries for Rifters.

If there are concerns that anyone would wish to make known through official channels, the Research Division has been appointed to handle the research of this new, proposed policy. [ very pointed stressing. ] My office is where it has always been, and any concerns should be turned into the box reserved for correspondence of that nature.

I would remind all Rifters that we are yet considered a single unit. [ remember the curfew? ] That poor behavior will affect all of us- indeed, anyone currently afflicted with a Shard. I would advise them that this is never as true as it is now, and that consequences for actions taken in the heat of the moment are the same as those made when rational.
motherfucking_ghost: (a: man my missions really suck)

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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He bites back something along the lines of 'I'm sure the mage has a name', because Thranduil's trying to help. He's a Rifter, too. He's got skin in the game. Don't get snippy. Deep breath.]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't think that's something you can actually decide if push comes to shove.
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-10 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, okay, yeah, when you put it really literally like that, then yeah.

I--it's good to know you have our backs. We'll figure out what to do with whatever we find.

Oh, um, so uhhhh. Christine also wants to be there. And she wants everything in writing, which, that might be less than advisable, depending. She's very um. Overprotective and paranoid, but I don't blame her for it. It's better to just let her sit in and ask all the smart healer questions she needs to.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I literally said out in the open for everyone to hear that I'd volunteer for this shit. That part's not private. People are gonna react to that! It's not like I'm shouting 'we're gonna fuck up these test results' to the heavens, dude, chill.

Also, she's my girlfriend that I live with. Of course we were gonna have to talk about it in greater detail.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-10 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I--I mean, I...appreciate...the thanks? But I don't see why having someone that gives a shit about me if things go sideways means I'm not, what, suited for this. I've volunteered for potentially dangerous experiments involving the shards before. Me volunteering for this doesn't throw up any weird red flags. And, honestly, I don't like the idea of other people maybe getting hurt about it.

I mean I know you and whoever else involved is gonna make sure nobody gets hurt, but I--th- wh- That's not the point.

...All right, okay, okay, all right, so, to switch gears then, say it's just you, cuz you said there were two of us, I gotta assume that other person's you. Obviously to get this to all work right, whoever does the tests is gonna have to be amenable to our cause. That's gonna be suspect, right?
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-10 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're taking me off the mission [because that's kind of what it is, a secret mission to skew results in their favor] because my girlfriend is a security risk?

...

Is...I mean is there I way I can help with all this? This, not the levelheadedness, keeping people from rioting in the streets and getting us locked up or killed thing.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-11 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to point out that I didn't even suggest plans to potentially skew results to my girlfriend until after she started talking about not agreeing to anything unless it was all in writing like she suddenly turned into a lawyer and wanted to be there herself when the testing was happening to me. I was trying to put her mind at ease. I'm not talking it up behind your back about how yeah, I'm gonna get my blood drawn and we're gonna fuck with stuff, nobody has to worry about it.

I don't go blabbing everyone's personal business when I learn it, and I don't even share my own secrets save for those who I trust above all else.

Who do you trust above all else?

Unless you write her directly and tell her to stand down--phrasing it as for my own safety would probably work best--then anything I do on the testing side of things, you're gonna have to have her involved.

And I understand if that's more effort involved than it's ultimately worth. Still gonna be kinda pissy about it, though.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-05-15 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You are real damn picky with your wording, you know that? [yes it's called secrecy and espionage and diplomacy and leadership maybe you should try thinking about your words first church]

It's implied that sabotage is kind of a secret thing you don't talk about. She wasn't saying oh write down all the troublesome illegal shit you're doing, she wanted to know what, in this particular thing I was volunteering for, was going to be done to me and what would happen if a phylactery actually got made, shit like that. Which could always be written and, y'know, not be truthful.

Look, listen, I don't know what you want; you should assume she isn't going to talk about secret shit in public at all. You're the one that's afraid she's gonna blab about everything. I'm saying that if I'm gonna be involved in this testing, she's gonna be involved in it, because she is my supporting and concerned girlfriend, unless you specifically tell her that it's best she not be involved in it.

Don't go putting words in my fucking mouth.