Priorities

[summerfae]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Resa
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Starting up Thedasbucks
WHEN: Now
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: plz give her a unicorn frap

Hi! Wow, this is just like a Skype call, huh? Have you guys considered getting a video feed on here, because my eyeliner is looking really great today—But my eyeliner isn’t the point. [ This time. ]

Much to my relief, you guys do have coffee, and even caffeinated tea, so you don’t have to worry about me going into withdrawal and, like. Dying. But, uh. How do I say this delicately.

The taste is...lacking. A lot. Of flavor, particularly.

Unfortunately, I’m better at drinking fancy coffee than making it, but I figured I could poll people for ideas? Like—do you guys have caramel? Whipped cream? You have milk, so I’m guessing whipped cream could be made...? And frappes! You have ice, and wizard people who can do wizard magic, so maybe....frappuccino magic?

Man, that would be cool. I wish I could be a coffee witch.

Comments

[mousquetaire]

[ What.

Dryly. ]

It's possible there may be more important uses for magic here than coffee.

[summerfae]

Sounds fake.

[mousquetaire]

I really hope you're joking. Whatever it is, it can't be worth all this. They've all manner of ale, wine and spirits here, you know.

[summerfae]

Alcohol is soporiferous, while coffee is a stimulant—though I rarely say no to Irish coffee.

The point is! I’ve got a caffeine dependency that demands coffee, and I’d rather have a frappe than whatever stewed bean water is available.

[mousquetaire]

[ Stewed bean water???

What is caffeine, anyway? ]

Perhaps this is an opportunity to loose the grip of the drug on you, Mademoiselle. You could remove the dependency altogether.

[summerfae]

[ The technical term is The Good Shit™. ]

Have you ever seen someone kicking it? It sucks, a lot. [ If Resa has had any consistencies in her life, the first one is avoiding anything unduly unpleasant. ] —But call me Mademoiselle in that nice accent again, and I’ll mull it over.

[ And the other one is poor life planning in the face of anything she finds attractive. ]

[mousquetaire]

[ He lets out a huff of laughter. ]

Well, if my being polite is all it takes...

[ Okay he'll bite. He sighs. ]

Perhaps I do speak from inexperience. What is a frappuccino? Am I saying that right?