Satinalia Fool Voting

[apologist]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Baroness Frédérique Durfort-Lacapalette, Brother Jehan Mercier, and Valentine Nicasius Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Deciding on a Satinalia Fool
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Everywhere
NOTES:These threads are made for jacking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these threads are gonna yeah okay never mind.

Inquisition! We have for you a list of nominees for your Satinalia Fools. We say Fools, plural, because we have many fine nominees and two crowns - we think they may be crowns. We removed them from the heads of statues in some temple or another. Perhaps they were symbols of shame rather than nobility? None of us is qualified to say, but the statues were very small compared to some others, and - [ an abrupt end to the rambling ] - we will assume they are close enough to crowns to crown Fools. Valentine has been testing them and looks very Foolish.

Two Fools, then. If they cannot cooperate we will give each one half of the courtyard during the festivities and they may, éventuellement, stage a battle between their kingdoms.

We have placed a box outside the tavern where you can place the name of the nominee you wish to support. Please only choose once. The Maker does not endorse cheating. If you do not believe in the Maker then whatever you do believe in likely does not endorse cheating, either, though, again, none of us is qualified to say. If you believe in a god that does endorse cheating, please find it in your own heart to practice restraint.

If you have any questions we are happy to answer them, of course! But first Freddie will read for you our list of nominees:

[ What follows are some remarks, prepared by all three of Our Heroes together but read in Freddie's sweet and perfect voice, concerning Adelaide, Alistair, Bruce, Iskandar, Raylan, Val, and Yvgni. ]

ooc | Nominee discussion is separated into comments below so people can talk about nominations in a semi-organized way. You can also post new comments though! If your character has questions or a write-in ballot option or something. In the meantime, VOTE HERE.

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NOMINEE: BRUCE

[aventuriere]

Bruce was a noble surgeon
of the Inquisition
quiet, unassuming,
never an imposition.
If your ribs had started cracking
or your innards had come loose,
you could do no better
than to go and ask for Bruce.

BUT...

Turns out our Bruce was hiding
a most intriguing secret.
(Now everyone here knows it
but maybe we'll all keep it.)
Like half the blighted children
born into the Dragon Age,
our quiet, gentle surgeon
has turned out to be a mage.

So mes amies, I ask you
is anything more Foolish
than to join the Inquisition
but conceal a nature dual-ish.
I know this nomination
will make poor old Bruce frown
but our sweet sneaky surgeon
should surely wear your crown.

NOT HERE

[amygdalae]

[Somewhere in Skyhold, one (1) Bruce Not-Banner is sighing with great exasperation.]

NOT HERE x 2

[byblow]

[ Somewhere else in Skyhold, Alistair spiritually responds with two (2) air kisses, kiss kiss. ]