Oh my god. You guys are ridiculous. I could sit here all damn day. And then sell some tickets when some Fereldan dudes come to beat someone up for honor or whatever.

I have got to introduce you guys to hot dogs though. Once I figure out how they're made. Or what's in the mystery meat. Grill up a hot dog, on a nice fluffy bun, ketchup, mustard, oooo get some chili cheese up in that bitch, settle down with an ice cold beer and some kind of sporting event.

One of these days, we're gonna have a chef from a real and true Earth show up and start whipping out all the food you guys are missing out on.