closed, ish.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Grey Wardens & Other Shady Fuckers
WHAT: Shopping lists, probably
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: From Halamshiral to wherever
NOTES: PLEASE THREADJACK, PLEASE GO OFF TOPIC, this is for bonding and chatter for Wardens + anyone else living in or around the Guild House/Camp Shady in the valley. If you're not sure your character would have been included then you're welcome to assume they were! He'd be liberal about who's on the list. He's just not bothering The Whole Inquisition. This is such a long note. I'm sorry, for that and for so much else.

Hello Wardens and... [ assassins and bards and blood mages? ] ...friends. This is Alistair; I'm in Halamshiral; there's a market that hasn't been burned down yet. Does anyone need anything?

If it's expensive, you may have to send me some money. Or tell me how it will stop the Blight. One of the two.

Comments

[chainlightning]

Yes, but Kirkwall is cheaper than those places.

[aintwejust]

Well if you wanna dress up pretty? I will too. I think I got somth'n fanciful that might suit.

[justice_is_blond]

Cheaper in coin, more costly in risk. Are you sure he's... Then again, I suppose Carver wasn't the brightest either. Apparently you're the flame to the moths that are dark-haired Fereldans with questionable decision-making ability.

[arlathvhen]

[ She wheezes, quietly. Is it a euphemism? Is she being dirty minded?? If she pretends not to get it will Merrill think she's naive??? ]

I--Well. There will be plenty of time for it--ah. When he. Returns. And what not. Just, ah. Use protection. Against. Um. Dog bites.

[byblow]

Lucci? He's a joy. And Zevran won't be riled up if I break your nose.

[ Maybe. Probably? Possibly. ]

[chainlightning]

I think I might be able to do that.

[ immediately speed dials everyone tbh ]

[kallian_endris]

It's a lot easier to have tiny morsels to dogs and treat them when they impress guests at dinner parties than for a warhorse to do the same.

I don't know very much about caring for a horse, though. Just... what I've seen around the stables. What does yours like?

[byblow]

Story of my blighted life. That and--you know. The actual Blight.

[justice_is_blond]

You were only born with one of the two.

[byblow]

Not when you talk.

[chainlightning]

What does Carver have to do with Mal going to Kirkwall?

[chainlightning]

Jayne wouldn't bite me! I think he likes me better than he likes Mal, sometimes -- he has his own little noise he makes when he sees me and everything! It's so cute.

[ does. does that help? ]

But that's probably because I don't usually make him do things he doesn't want to do.

[failedfirst]

Especially when I talk.

[arlathvhen]

Would you feel better if I proposed? After getting over my heartbreak and crying and writing moving poetry, and whatnot.

[chainlightning]

But they want treats, too!

Uh- doing things, mostly. Running. Charging. Stepping on people. Not me, though, he's lovely to me.

[justice_is_blond]

[...Right. This is what happens when he focuses on too many things at once.]

Um. Carver's probably around there, isn't he? They might run into each other.

[chainlightning]

He may get riled up if I come to him crying, though.

[ this sounds so idle

it is a threat

but just a baby one because she's still super touched by all your words, Alistair ]

[chainlightning]

Oh! Do you think so? That would be lovely- I'll have to ask him to ask Carver to come to Skyhold, if he does. Bethany would love that, and it'd be nice to see him.

[arlathvhen]

[ Beleth is pretty sure that men do not name...anatomy things like Jayne, and that said anatomy does not make noises, so. Yes. ]

That does sound cute. There are other dogs in camp you can pet until then, though. I'm sure you'd be allowed to.

[chainlightning]

[ well. you never know. ]

I do have a dog of my own, too! He's just smaller. Barkley will miss Jayne too, but yes, I'll have to find him some other friends.

[justice_is_blond]

[That was too easy.]

Last I heard, he was in that area. And Aveline's gone back there too, for certain. Maybe suggest Mal meet up with her, and she can help keep an eye out for him?

[arlathvhen]

I would offer, but all I have is my hart, and he is not particularly fond of dogs.

[ Particularly small dogs that he can squish with one hoof. ]

[aintwejust]

I'm just wonder'n why you're propos'n when you're happily settled is all. Fatherhood not sitt'n well?

[kallian_endris]

...I meant, what does he like to eat?

[aintwejust]

Then I'll have to take some time to shave and everything. It'll be nice, I promise.