Accidentally Public

[mythalenaste]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Pel
RECIPIENT: EVERYONE (accidentally; intended for Varric)
WHAT: Varric hired Pel to give him opinions on his new chapters. She delivers.
WHEN: The day after the funeral
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Spoilers for the next chapter of Swords and Shields

Varric, this is really silly.

First off, the knight-captain can't just escape this complex web you've spun because something even more sinister killed everyone else.

Second, she can't be pregnant. Her lover is a woman. And don't say it's blood magic. You only get to use the blood magic excuse once a serial.

Maybe you should keep writing the next Hard in Hightown?

Comments

[hugeinorlais]

You were what? [He'd spent the evening getting absolutely drunk in his room. What had he missed?]

Shit, you do know you don't have to work while you're recovering from...well, anything, right? How did you even--Who would punch you?

[Okay, it doesn't matter, all these questions were things he could ask when they weren't being listened in on by, apparently, all of Skyhold and southern Thedas.]

Don't answer that, I'll be there in a minute and you can tell me everything. Now let's finally stop chattering about my romance novels before the Seeker really does clap one of us in irons for distracting the officers.

[mythalenaste]

I'm not hurt. [There's a tone in her voice like that of a person grown weary of dealing with dramatic people overreacting to things like getting punched in the chest.] I can work, I just have to lie still for a day or so.