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[obi_wanmanshow]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Obi-Wan Kenobi
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: An announcement, and a thought-experiment
WHEN: After having resolved the Leliana/Assassination plot
NOTES: n/a

This is Obi-Wan Kenobi. I apologize for the delay in doing so, but I'd like to make an announcement; I've been appointed as the liason for the Rifter population.

For this reason, if you have a concern about a particular Rifter which cannot be peacefully resolved on your own, or if any Rifter has need of information, or support, please don't hesitate to contact me. I know we may not seem like any kind of cohesive group, but you aren't alone. Please, try to remember that.

[He clears his throat, then and continues.]

As for the rest of you, I have a question. Nothing too serious, just a little... oh, call it a thought-exercise: I first heard this one as a child.

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out of it?

Comments

[foxsays]

I still have my old notes I used to take from when Marcel and I gathered information, I gave a copy to Hermione Granger but I can pass on another copy to you.

[With the bard work, they turned out to be a good starting point anyway.]

As for the question? Lux. There is no way I could carry Korrin but I could carry Lux and I'd be wearing the dragon's tooth from her so the scrimshaw dice from my father.

[obi_wanmanshow]

Miss Araceli, thank you. I'm grateful to have your help, in whatever capacity.

Although I've been informed that you and Lux have already been carried out of the house, possibly dangling from a certain pair of horns? I doubt you have much to worry about on that count.

[foxsays]

Just Araceli, you don't need to be formal. I said to Church I would still help if I could.

[And well if a bard rises and rises well, and gracefully, helping the mages whilst happening to be a rifter? Well it might reflect well on everyone too.]

If Korrin is rescuing me then maybe I could rescue more of my own things too, seeing as she's so strong. Or since I could get everything out that I wish to get out and then wait there for her to rescue me as she did when we met. [How very fond she sounds; she can save herself but sometimes even a capable young lady wants to be the damsel.]

[obi_wanmanshow]

Ah, well, we would hate to disappoint Church.

[He's teasing.]

It's always nice to have someone you can depend on.

[foxsays]

Can you imagine the rants if we did? I shudder to think of the shade of blue he would turn from lack of air!

[No one expected Church to break her heart by being really sweet okay, she would fight a duel for him.]

And to be the envy of everyone in Skyhold. I'm the only one with a Vashoth heating pad when it's cold. Even you, good sir, would be very jealous in Emprise du Lion when I was so snug and warm in our tent.

[obi_wanmanshow]

A Jedi weathers any extreme with serenity and dignity.

[Is an obvious lie, but doesn't it sound so noble in that haughty tone of voice?]

[foxsays]

How much warmer are they than a cleavage then? Perhaps I should name my pair that, it sounds very solemn.

[For science. Clearly.]

[obi_wanmanshow]

I'm afraid I couldn't opine, as I spent the entirety of my time in the Emprise du Lion without feeling in my extremities.

[foxsays]

See, that's why you need at least one other person in a tent. What happens if one of the very vital extremities falls off? That would be tremendously embarrassing in the future.

[obi_wanmanshow]

I'm sensing a flaw in your plan: at the time, it would seem you were occupying the only other person I had met.