crystal

[favoriteanalyst]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Mobius
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: maybe talk of the granitefelling but like not in the body of the post so

So. [Hi, Riftwatch. How does one do one of these? Is it possible to do it well?] Think it's pretty safe to assume Jude's not on some long-term secret mission, unless a division head wants to speak up.

[There's a moment of silence, though if it's simply out of respect or for trying to figure out what to even say, that's up in the air.]

There's some recipes. So we won't be screwing up his pancakes anymore, among a few other things.

I pity whoever gets that room after, though; the wolf hair's gonna be lingering on everything.

Comments

[favoriteanalyst]

I'm not getting sucked into an argument about how justified any criticism is with you, but if you guys want a public airing of grievances, maybe do it somewhere else. Take it outside, so to speak.

[heirring]

We can only hope that in the future Miss Anderson will choose her words and the moment in which she says them more carefully.

[favoriteanalyst]

You could stand to learn to let this stuff slide off your back like water off a duck instead of picking every single fight, just saying.

[heirring]

It would be an irresponsible disservice to the efforts of me, my colleagues, and the various volunteers involved to do so in this case. We are all working very hard for the good of Riftwatch, and I take that quite seriously.

But I am sorry about Mister Adjei.

[armd]

And that you think before you accuse people of doing shit they didn't do, but that feels like a big ask.

[heirring]

I have yet to see any evidence at all exonerating you from vandalizing my work.

[armd]

Yeah? Go talk to Jayce about it.

[heirring]

I spoke to Mister Talis about it when it occured, thank you.

[armd]

He forgot to mention something.

[heirring]

How convenient.

I've finished discussing this with you, Miss Anderson. If you have concerns, the you may file them in writing as refuting them by crystal has been deemed inappropriate.

[armd]

Fine by me.

[heirring]

Fine.

[armd]

Fine.

1/2

[heirring]

[The suck of a breath in—]

[favoriteanalyst]

[in a tone that is reminiscent of throwing up one's hands:]
Fine!

real lol ilhim

[heirring]

[—and a hard clack, possibly as Wysteria crams her crystal into a drawer. UGH!]