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[ Bulletin ] Single Antivan Elf seeks Roomate

FORM: Written by hand, posted to the bulletin board
SENDER: Zevran Arainai
RECIPIENT: Anyone in Skyhold
WHAT: Notice and Form for rooming with the Ombra Nera
WHEN: Drakonis 18 (backdated, covering a span, etc.)
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Feel free to respond below or simply fill out the accompanying form.

[ Tacked to the bulletin board in Zevran's handwriting (save the notation of 'temporary') over a small sheaf of forms to fill out, there is posted: ]

Single Antivan Elf Seeks ^Temporary Roommate
Please complete the below form and turn in to Zevran in the Herald's rest

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Zevran--

Could I?

--Pel

Stella-

Apply? Certainly. --Zev

[A note, tacked onto the board with an arrow drawn, pointing at the forms.]

So, can we change our answer about assassination later? If we find out we're the target? Because I'm not so neutral about that--you know--considering how much I like living and all.

As a profession, I am not currently taking contracts on members of the Inquisition. It's a good way to get kicked out.

-Zev

Okay, does that courtesy extend to roommates who haven't "officially" joined yet, because that's still pretty relevant to my interests.

~~I mean I sort of plan on it, basically why I showed up, but I'm still not entirely sure who to actually talk to.~~

I do not see why not.

-Zev

Name: Rachette Dakal
Nickname/Titles: Chette
Needs & Opinions: place to sleep, food, not get rained on please rain is weird the sky is falling
Morning or evening person?: Morning out of habit, I have things to do
Do you snore?: I don't know
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: Well everyone judges everyone so I have opinions and I tell people them when they need to hear them?
How well do you handle sexual tension? I am made of stone and unmoved. Even if I have thoughts. Especially if I have thoughts.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 3
Cooking: 2
Conversation: 3
Baggage (literal): 1
Visitors: 2
Baggage (figurative): 2
Space: 1
Issues: maybe don't be a grey warden but idk
Anything else you would like to share?

Disgusting.
That means yes.
This is a vague question Zev

It's funny because she's a dwarf

Rejected
Silence. Suspicious.

Edited 2016-03-23 01:31 (UTC)

Name: Samouel Gareth
Nickname/Titles: Sam
Needs & Opinions: Sexually active is fine so long as I can use the room more than once a while. Sleeping on a bed would be nice, but no separate bed is necessarily required (can bring one if needed). Looking for a room that actually has a door, some privacy, and isn't overly hot.
Morning or evening person?: Morning out of habit, I have things to do
Do you snore?: I don't know
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: A little, sure people do shit that I don't like but who doesn't?
How well do you handle sexual tension? I can hold out for a long, long while before I simply have to act.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 4
Cooking: 3
Conversation: 4
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 3
Baggage (figurative): 2
Space: 3
Issues: Getting daggers thrown at me is about it.
Anything else you would like to share? Looking for a change, even if temporarily.

This one's Fereldan
+2 points
Lucky you'd be getting a room at all
Ser Demanding
-2 points
Can already hear complaining about brazier
ADMIT IT

sure

Why?????? what

Sounds like he's hiding from something.

Edited 2016-03-23 01:10 (UTC)

[ Note: Name probably not IC knowledge? ]

Name: Tobrevas Frandruil
Nickname/Titles: Twisted Fate
Needs & Opinions: All is well with whatever it is you do, my friend. I have my own bed, and I find ways to meet my own needs.
Morning or evening person?: Evening, I'm out at the tavern till late
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: A little, sure people do shit that I don't like but who doesn't?
How well do you handle sexual tension? If you have sex with them when you meet them there is no sexual tension!
Do you want to have sex with me?: Yes
Cleanliness: 5
Cooking: 3
Conversation: 5
Baggage (literal): 3
Visitors: 4
Baggage (figurative): 3
Space: 2
Issues: Plaidweave. For the love of Creators, no plaidweave.
Anything else you would like to share? You're incredibly attractive, but you know this.

?????
"meet my own needs" braggart

finally

Have you though?

Rejected

cocky

????????

Edited 2016-03-25 04:23 (UTC)

Name: Alejandro Borges
Nickname/Titles: They're usually not really fucking nice nicknames
Needs & Opinions: Whatever man. You do you.
Morning or evening person?: Evening, I can't sleep well so I don't bother
Do you snore?: Yes
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: A little, sure people do shit that I don't like but who doesn't?
How well do you handle sexual tension? Usually a "hey I kind of want to have sex with you" talk works out for me.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 3
Cooking: 4
Conversation: 4
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 2
Baggage (figurative): 3
Space: 2
Issues: Zev, you know me. It's fine.
Anything else you would like to share? THE UNDERCROFT IS TOO FUCKING COLD PLEASE HELP

Rejected
maybe if he wouldn't shout so much
people would be nicer to him

Honesty finally

"I shout obscenities over sending crystals"

What does this mean
Never mind he might be perfect for you

Name: Pel Ashara
Nickname/Titles: Stella
Needs & Opinions: If it bothered me, I wouldn't have offered
Morning or evening person?: Morning, but I'm not much of a talker
Do you snore?: Yes
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: A little, sure people do shit that I don't like but who doesn't?
How well do you handle sexual tension? I hold out for the perfect moment.
Do you want to have sex with me?: Yes
Cleanliness: 4
Cooking: 2
Conversation: 3
Baggage (literal): 1
Visitors: 1
Baggage (figurative): 1
Space: 1
Issues: Dead bodies. Don't show me them or talk too much about them.
Anything else you would like to share? Happy to spoon on cold nights. I'm Dalish, there's no such thing as personal space.

aw

Alas

4

3

what sort of room does she think this is?
can confirm
she's sweet though

Name: Beleth Ashara
Nickname/Titles: Well, you call me Little Bird, and sometimes Bella, and Merrick sometimes calls me Bell, but he's really the only one who does that, so it probably isn't applicable here? My title is Scout but no one really uses it, and it'd be kinda weird if you started using it, to be honest. Do bards get titles?? Maybe Bard Beleth--No that looks weird. Nvm.
Needs & Opinions: I don't need my own bed and I don't mind if you need your...um, privacy. But please alert me so I don't attempt to enter the room while you are engaged in your. Privacy. I, ah. Don't engage in that kind of privacy so I'm fine. I guess the only need I have is that you don't make fun of my feet because I've been wearing shoes, Zevran, alright? Twisted Fate got me a pair which is kind of weird to be honest and I guess I have those boots but anyway just don't be a butthead.
Morning or evening person?: Morning out of habit, I have things to do
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Positive
How judgmental are you?: I mean I try not to judge people but I guess I do it anyway but I never say anything mean to people? So, I don't really know what that qualifies as but I mean I think you're pretty cool Zevran so I wouldn't be giving you a hard time about anything if that's what this question is about?
How well do you handle sexual tension? I don't have tension or thoughts regarding this specific thing so I don't know? I've never handled it technically because it's never been a thing and I'm pretty content with it not being a thing so I guess maybe I'm made of stone????
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 4
Cooking: 2
Conversation: 4
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 1
Baggage (figurative): 5
Space: 1
Issues: Can we not talk about the Templar thing if you've heard about it and if you have not heard about it then don't ask what the Templar thing is. I think you're aware of the rest of my issues and I generally don't get upset by them anyway, but I figured it'd be lying to say that I didn't have them since it's pretty obvious that I'm kind of a mess. But I keep it to myself?
Anything else you would like to share? We've already shared a bed before although it was with Alistair. It kind of sucks that he has to move out of Skyhold, I don't really think that's fair, to be totally honest with you, but you probably shouldn't mention that to the advisers. Anyway, I don't mind if you say no I just thought that since you were offering and I've been feeling kind of tense about sleeping alone it wouldn't be a bad idea to offer? Also, your room is always really warm.

Call her Scout forever
for me
please

Impossible.

verified
You have to admit this is mildly alarming

I'll tell you what the Templar thing is.

Best answer

[ OOC Note: Application actually ICly mostly drawings and bad spelling. ]

Name: Gavin Ashara
Nickname/Titles: Eh
Needs & Opinions: I don't even require a room but I think having one might be nice
Morning or evening person?: Morning out of habit, I have things to do
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: why do people do this
How well do you handle sexual tension? If you have sex with them when you meet them there is no sexual tension!
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 3
Cooking: 4
Conversation: 3
Baggage (literal): 1
Visitors: 3
Baggage (figurative): 4
Space: 2
Issues: At the moment? human nobles.
Anything else you would like to share? I just wouldn't mind having somewhere to crash with someone I don't think hates me.

he's a good sort
put him in the Maybes.

you can talk about your mistakes together
Aw.

Edited 2016-03-25 03:42 (UTC)

Name: Merrill!
Nickname/Titles: Daisy!
Needs & Opinions: I'm glad you're having fun! :D
Morning or evening person?: Morning, I'm up at the crack of dawn and cheerful the whole day through
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: A little, sure people do shit that I don't like but who doesn't?
How well do you handle sexual tension? People should tell me more dirty things.
Do you want to have sex with me?: Yes
Cleanliness: 3
Cooking: 3
Conversation: 4
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 3
Baggage (figurative): 1
Space: 2
Issues: I like that I'm an example! :D Otherwise- um, well you're not likely to tell me all my beliefs are wrong, so I think I'm fine?
Anything else you would like to share? Well I wouldn't *mind*, with the last question. Also I have a dog, but you know that. I hope you find a nice roommate!!

dear maker
who made her

Zevran No

alas

DOG

Name: Hiccup
Nickname/Titles: The...Brave and Impressive?
Needs & Opinions: Uh, that depends. Do we have to share the bed while you're...being...active?
Morning or evening person?: Morning, I'm up at the crack of dawn and cheerful the whole day through
Do you snore?: I don't know
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: Uh I basically assume the gods do enough judging for everybody. I'd rather not step on their toes...assuming they...you know...have toes.
How well do you handle sexual tension? Totally well, I can handle it, I am renown for handling it. I am basically a legend for how well I handle it. I totally know what it is so you don't need to ask me or anyone else about me. Yup. 100% Sexual Tension Handler Hiccup.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 4
Cooking: 1
Conversation: 5
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 4
Baggage (figurative): 5
Space: 2
Issues: Nope totally normal here, no major issues or emotional trauma at all. But I'd rather not talk about my home or the gods or...all of...me. Because I am so totally normal.
Anything else you would like to share? Uh I guess I can share but I am pretty sure you won't fit any of my shirts...and I only have the two. Well the one. The other is a vest. Does mud count? You might fit that since it's, you know, mud?

???
believable
adorable

disgusting

Again: means yes

even more believable

well then

nothing suspicious here

You do look good in mud.

Edited 2016-03-25 03:58 (UTC)

Name: Mia Rutherford
Nickname/Titles: Any number of the pet names you've acquired for me.
Needs & Opinions: I would prefer my own bed, though I have shared before. What you do -- or whom -- doesn't concern me. I'm no virgin-eared maid. If you'd just be kind enough to give me advance notice of when I should be gone, that would be fine.
Morning or evening person?: Evening, I can't sleep well so I don't bother
Do you snore?: Yes
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: I certainly have my opinions, but unless there's dire need for them to be voiced I'm more than happy to keep them to myself. Judging looks may still occur.
How well do you handle sexual tension? I am made of stone and unmoved. Even if I have thoughts. Especially if I have thoughts.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 5
Cooking: 3
Conversation: 5
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 2
Baggage (figurative): 3
Space: 2
Issues: Talk of the Blight, suicide, mercy killings.
Anything else you would like to share? If you're looking for someone to keep you company who isn't going to judge you for your proclivities, or whatever keeps you up at night, I'd certainly be willing. Perhaps we might do each other some good.

Any relation to Ser Curly & Murderous
do tell

"virgin-eared maid"
I'm using that

I like her

I really like her

Name: Michel de Chevin
Nickname/Titles: This would be inappropriate
Needs & Opinions: Your proclivities do not concern me, I am self-sufficient, I do not require my own bed, but I will sleep where is most comfortable for you. I have devoted myself to protecting a cat, however, if you find animals problematic.
Morning or evening person?: Morning out of habit, I have things to do
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: I've got no room to judge, it takes too much effort.
How well do you handle sexual tension? I can simply endure.
Do you want to have sex with me?: Yes
Cleanliness: 4
Cooking: 2
Conversation: 3
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 2
Baggage (figurative): 3
Space: 2
Issues: This is a moot point.
Anything else you would like to share? In regards to the prior question, the answer is yes, but wanting and being able to abstain are different issues. I can abstain.

no
damned right
no
no
no cats or orlesians
for Doghren
no
no
no
How noble
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
QUITE
no
no
no

Edited 2016-03-25 04:18 (UTC)

Name: Bruce
Nickname/Titles: I don't think I have any from you, but feel free to correct me.
Needs & Opinions: Having a bed of my own, I think, is at least a basic requirement. And as long as you don't go at it every single night I think we can reach a compromise of what works best. Just let me know when you need your required privacy.
Morning or evening person?: Evening, I get most of my work done late anyway
Do you snore?: No
How are your feelings on assassination?: Neutral
How judgmental are you?: I think you and I both know the answer to that.
How well do you handle sexual tension? I very highly doubt you mean sexual tension with me. But if so, I should mention that I do not engage in such activities. I don't really care too much what you do with other people as long as it doesn't end up with you returning with more injuries for me to fix.
Do you want to have sex with me?: No
Cleanliness: 3
Cooking: 3
Conversation: 2
Baggage (literal): 2
Visitors: 2
Baggage (figurative): 5
Space: 2
Issues: We've talked about this.
Anything else you would like to share? Why don't you just move over to where Alistair is?

Broos

He looks like a snorer.

But I don't

"such activities"
Your "friend who can't talk about
this directly" slot is already filled,
thank you.

I haven't. unfair.
<— ???
No, I get it.

Nights getting a little cold, Zev?

[And Michel has done the thing.]

I expect the competition will be stiff.

Did you submit an application? I do not see it among the results.

[ Strange, that. He could have sworn it was right here... ]

[Well now, this was an interesting turn of events.]

Would you have liked me to submit an application?

I think- you did, I saw your name, I do not know what came of it-

...

[ The realization is sudden, and comes with a sigh. ]

Alistair.

Does he have an ax to grind, or am I being paranoid?

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PRIVATE ANNOTATIONS

RACHETTE DAKAL

SAMOUEL GARETH

[TOBREVAS FRANDRUIL]

ALEJANDRO BORGES

PEL ASHARA

BELETH ASHARA

GAVIN ASHARA

MERRILL

HICCUP

MIA RUTHERFORD

MICHEL DE CHEVIN

BRUCE

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