Hey,
[ —literally days after that one particular network post, Tony's voice snaps dad-like across the network. ]
Everyone calm down, or I'm cancelling Satinalia. Which would be a travesty, 'cause guess what, it's come early.
I need some items field tested. I'm putting up a piece of paper outside of the dining hall and I swear to god if there's not at least one dick on it when I take it back by the end of the week I'm going to freak out.
Long story short, I need at least one of each of the following:
A person who wears plate armor, or some armor. A person who uses a shield. A person who is real good with heights—actually, maybe a couple people, in case one of you doesn't make it. Someone who's only pretty good with heights and likes to climb things. And some generally combat-ready folks who can test out a few other bits and pieces for me.
Last item is I call dibs on a top bunk in wizard prison.
Bye.
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