What's up, party people? For those of you I haven't met, I'm Cosima Niehaus. For those of you I have met, let's catch up. It's been some amount of time, no one's showed me a calendar yet, I'm excited to see what new and weird plagues you've had while I was gone.

...seriously, though, if anyone in Research wants to get me up to speed, I'd appreciate it.

Also, if anyone broke my microscope I'm going to be seriously pissed. Those do not fall out of Rifts every day.