If I'm being hazed—

[ Then it's hilarious. Convincing someone to talk to a rock is a great prank. ]

—someone's gonna be sorry.

If I'm not, hello. I'm Nadka. [ Dwarfy name. Dwarfy accent, too, but with some Marcher influence distinguishing it from pure Orzammar. ] I'm here to smith your runes and... hopefully some other stuff, so there's a point to keeping me around even after everyone's swords are flaming.