Riftwatch! Good news.

I have in my possession a certain quantity of tea and coffee beans. As I possess an exemplary constitution and have always found the pursuit of knowledge sufficiently stimulating in itself, they are mere luxury for me, and I would not see my fellows suffer while I indulged. So in the spirit of camaraderie, which is ever generous, I am willing to share with you.

But there are so many of you, how to choose? Alas it is not enough to simply gift to the kitchens to ration out between us all, but split among just a few it might prove the difference between madness and efficiency. I don't wish to make this a matter of money between friends, but there must be some way to decide.

So, Riftwatch: make me your offers. Persuade me that your need is greatest, your suffering as profound as your work. Or make me your most intriguing offer! Have you some novelty I cannot purchase? A skill not found elsewhere? Or perhaps the offer itself will be enough, if well-made. I cannot say what might move me, only that I have an open mind and shall know it when I hear it. I will announce the winners at the end of the week.