Findekáno│Fingon the Valiant
26 April 2018 @ 01:35 am
FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Thor, Adalia, Fingon
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Gathering information on the Inquisition's animal population
WHEN: Late Cloudreach
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Survey can be found here


Greetings, Inquisition! [Thor’s voice booms.] We come to you with a specific purpose! We wish to know about what creatures you call your own.

I’m Adalia, the man you just heard was Thor, and our other… associate [ ??? sure, associate, why not ] is Fingon. We’ve been tasked by the forces division to enquire after everyone’s pets, be they nugs or war horses. To that end, we have a survey! Please fill it out.

We are terribly sorry at the lack of originality, but we assumed people would take it poorly if we were to linger outside the stables and interrogate anyone who wandered in.

And it would smell, [Thor adds cheerfully.]

Most things do, you realize.

But not as bad as a stable.

[Just shaking his head and sighing at that one] The questions should not take you long to answer, and if you have issues of concern we haven’t covered just bring them up. We’ll be glad to take them into account.

If the idea of giving us information about your pet makes you nervous, because you have… I don’t know, maybe a dragon..... [ hi, aro ] rest assured that this information will only be used in order to help the Inquisition help you take care of them. So we have two choices of how you can take the survey: meet with one of us and complete it in person, or we have a paper copy you can fill out instead, whichever makes you most comfortable.