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FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Kain Highwind
RECIPIENT: EVERYONE!!!
WHAT: Kain is being stalked by a rude parrot, and it’s time to see about finding the owner! Is it yours?! It’s probably yours! Please let it be yours, JUST TAKE IT ALREADY.
WHEN: Around now or so!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Nah, just the usual language warnings
SENDER: Kain Highwind
RECIPIENT: EVERYONE!!!
WHAT: Kain is being stalked by a rude parrot, and it’s time to see about finding the owner! Is it yours?! It’s probably yours! Please let it be yours, JUST TAKE IT ALREADY.
WHEN: Around now or so!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Nah, just the usual language warnings
[A sound can be heard in the background, a high pitched voice saying, “Fuck off, dust bugger!” Over and over and over again.]
Will you be quiet?
[Kain attempts to move away with the crystal so the sound of swearing gets a little more distant, but doesn’t yet end.]
Has anyone in Skyhold lost a parrot? He's large, mostly blue with some yellow near the beak and eyes… and all he does is swear. Loudly. Inconveniently. [Really, the language in itself isn't the issue so much as the timing.] I’m told a lot of his curses are dwarven. [He pauses, the bird’s phrase shifting to, "Nughumping son of a darkspawn!"]
…What is a nug, anyway? [Does he really want to know?]
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