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[hlif]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Asher Hardie
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: How not to freeze to death: slankets
WHEN: Late Guardian
WHERE: Emprise du Lion
NOTES: Feel free to just come find him at any point, or back at Skyhold because he took a trip back to pick up letters ssh timelines shh

Right I'll get straight to the point: there's a lot of really mad wildlife in Emprise du Lion, and I do just mean the wildlife right now though why you'd want to live in a frozen shithole is beyond me, and it's cold, and I'm willing to bet not all of you are exactly used to this sort of thing.  So, for a reasonable price or deal unless we already worked something out, I've got bear and wolf pelt blankets.  Now Asher, I hear you ask, what's so special about these blankets, well the thing is, most people get rid of the head and have something that'd look nice spread on the floor but my blankets?  They have sleeves.  And hoods.  Bear and wolf hoods.  I think you see where I'm going with this, right?  I've got plenty of pelts and I expect I'll find more so if you want a blanket, let me know and I'll get it sorted.  Want a regular blanket?  Boring but you can get that too, or mittens for those long boring nights freezing your arse off on watch duty.  If you just want the pelt?  We can arrange that too and other giblets and what have you, say for instance you need bear balls for some potion or tonic, I won't judge.  

[Everyone has to have a hobby and he was raised not to be wasteful.]

Of course if you keep an eye out for the one and only Christine Delacroix, you won't have to take my word for it and she does a damn fine job modelling what's sure to be the latest in Orlesian winterwear. Unless you want to freeze and lose your bits and pieces to frostbite.

Comments

[twelvelabours]

( he's old okay he has to feed off the joy of others to keep him looking so handsome )

Is that right? I learn something new every day.

( hah! Herc doesn't bother to mask his laugh. )

You have? How is it the place is still standing, then? ( but all right, all right. ) Doesn't hurt to give it a try, 'less they start throwin' stuff other than dessert.

[hlif]

[Don't be the joy-sucking kind of vampire Herc, that's gross. You'll need to change your name, start reading Proust, it'd be a terrible life.]

You tell by the moustache, it's like the rings on a tree.

[Asher's fucking inheritance is that moustache.]

My second is an incredible woman. That's not even joking she's incredible, she's kept me alive and stopped me from ever being in a cell for longer than a night or two. [Raise a glass for Melisende, what a legend.] Look if they throw meat then I'm going for it. Anything else, well merchants will buy anything if you're charming enough.