[Don't be the joy-sucking kind of vampire Herc, that's gross. You'll need to change your name, start reading Proust, it'd be a terrible life.]

You tell by the moustache, it's like the rings on a tree.

[Asher's fucking inheritance is that moustache.]

My second is an incredible woman. That's not even joking she's incredible, she's kept me alive and stopped me from ever being in a cell for longer than a night or two. [Raise a glass for Melisende, what a legend.] Look if they throw meat then I'm going for it. Anything else, well merchants will buy anything if you're charming enough.