...You are going to have to be slightly more specific as to which 'big-ass motherfucker with horns' you are referring to. The Inquisition has several.

[ Though by the sound of it- it might've been Bull. He's usually the first with the 'this shit is WEIRD' line for newcomers. Not that she can blame him.

Tea in hand she offers it to her guest. ]

Hobbits, one, but he is like you and not of this world, faeries no. But there are dragons, demons, darkspawn, and a myriad of other fascinating ways to end up dead.