crystal.

[cozen]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Bastien
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Nah

I need some Orlesian names. Besides the one I have, I mean.

[ He could choose himself. This is more fun. ]

I will put them in a hat and choose one, so—a little ridiculous is fine. But if it is so ridiculous I cannot carry it off and I and perhaps some other people are killed, it will be a little bit your fault. You will have to live with that.

[ He’s not serious. Just for the record. Anything so ridiculous he can’t sell it will be discarded. ]

Comments

[gentlecountry]

Sir I am recentlies from Antiva, if you don't minds me saying so. It's a bit of a list.

But no hard feelings. We're all rifts-watchin' together now, ain't we?

[cozen]

We are. And so I assure you I mean no offense. Honestly, I am not very good at insulting people. Whenever I have had arguments and wanted to be cruel, it has always been oh, well— [ in an irate tone, as if calling someone ugly ] —you are very clever and your eyes are a perfect chestnut!

[gentlecountry]

Now you might have a point there; that didn't sounds much like an insults to me.

Y'know Mister Bastiens I do regrets to tell you, but you are actuallies quite good at insultings people. Seems to me what you're poor at is doin' it on purpose.

[cozen]

That is certainly possible.

But you see—when I ask if you can spell something, it is because I cannot. I did not learn how to write until I was fairly old, you know, and it does not always come without effort. But I do not think that is a fault. Or I didn’t before now. Perhaps I should be insulted.