crystal.

[cozen]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Bastien
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Nah

I need some Orlesian names. Besides the one I have, I mean.

[ He could choose himself. This is more fun. ]

I will put them in a hat and choose one, so—a little ridiculous is fine. But if it is so ridiculous I cannot carry it off and I and perhaps some other people are killed, it will be a little bit your fault. You will have to live with that.

[ He’s not serious. Just for the record. Anything so ridiculous he can’t sell it will be discarded. ]

Comments

[cozen]

But the drama arises from the illegality, ouais? The risk.

[sulahnan]

Well yeah but dramatic sounds more romantical than illegal.

[cozen]

And we would not want your drunk and nauseating voyage to sound less than romantic.

[sulahnan]

How about whirlwind adventure in search of piratical fame and glory instead?

[ Disappointed scoff. ]

A drunk and nauseating voyage from one shithole to another where coin is just as scarce but goes by a different name.

[cozen]

But the weather is better?

[sulahnan]

And the food, too.

[cozen]

You will have to show me sometime. Perhaps in the fall. I am not sure I would enjoy the heat now.

[sulahnan]

I could go for a Rivain-cation come fall, sure. Take a griffon instead of a boat this time, skip the whole sea-sickness aspect.