crystal

[inkindled]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Matthias
RECIPIENT: everyone
NOTES: nah

Right, so--is there anything that can be done to make a staff cool?

[Well.]

More deadly, like. If it needed to be used for offense. Or defense, even. S'ppose it wouldn't hurt if it looked cooler as well.

Comments

[sulahnan]

So "hot knives" are cool but "spear staff" isn't?

[inkindled]

I didn't say that, spear staff is brilliant. As long as it's properly fixed on. I don't want it to look janky. Hot knives can't look janky.

[sulahnan]

Hmmmmpretty sure they can, bud.

[inkindled]

You say that until they stick in your eye and then melt your eyeballs.

[sulahnan]

...Eyeballs don't melt. The wounds would be instantly cauterized and whoever-it-was would be blind, but they don't melt.

[inkindled]

Eyeballs do so melt. Leastways they boil and burn after they burst apart. That's basically melting.

[sulahnan]

That is so not melting! That's everything but melting.

[inkindled]

It's more melting than instantly cauterized and blind!

[sulahnan]

That doesn't even make any sense!

[inkindled]

Yes it does, how does it not make sense?

[sulahnan]

Because it's not--

[ UGH. ]

Nevermind.

[inkindled]

You can't just give up!

[sulahnan]

Says who?

[inkindled]

Says me, obviously.

[sulahnan]

[ If she rolls her eyes any harder, she'll hurt herself. ]

Well, I say I can give up.

[inkindled]

Well, I say that's loser talk, but all right.

[sulahnan]

Guess I'm a loser, then.

[inkindled]

Guess so. Sorry to hear it.

[sulahnan]

[ It's probably hard to tell when someone has hung up on you via crystal, but that's what happens. ]