Crystal

[windyvoice]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: All you crash queens and motor babies
NOTES:

Hey my dudes and duddettes, super important question.

What's the weirdest animal here that I can touch that won't like immediately try to kill me and does that include this zombie horse I just found in the stable.

Cus I wanna pet him.

Like super bad.

But I'm open to non-zombie horse petting options too, I guess.

Comments

[esquive]

Then you may meet me at the top of the central tower.

[windyvoice]

You're gonna be waiting, cus I'm getting every single second of spending time with this tender coral reef zombie baby.

[esquive]

[A dismissive cluck.]

Fine. [And--] I will know if you go back on your word.

[windyvoice]

I'm not gonna!!!

[ At the moment!!! ]

[esquive]

[Insert one (1) skeptical noise.]

[windyvoice]

[ In the most syrupy sweet baby voice and clearly to the undead horror she has fallen in love with: ]

Don't listen to him, Aggie-Penny Dots. He's just a big ol' sourpuss who doesn't appreciate a sweetie like you.

[esquive]

[aaand there goes the crystal into his pocket.]