Crystal

[windyvoice]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: All you crash queens and motor babies
NOTES:

Hey my dudes and duddettes, super important question.

What's the weirdest animal here that I can touch that won't like immediately try to kill me and does that include this zombie horse I just found in the stable.

Cus I wanna pet him.

Like super bad.

But I'm open to non-zombie horse petting options too, I guess.

Comments

[windyvoice]

Kiiiiiinda?

I can turn into one, that sorta counts.

[libratus]

As in, that is a form you can assume through shapeshifting?

[windyvoice]

Yeah?

I usually gotta touch something before I can turn into it, but I guess Gringolet is like my freebie.

[libratus]

Is that why you want to touch Agapegenes?

[windyvoice]

Ew, no!

He's really cool, that's all. Like he's scary, but he's so scary it kinda loops around to being beautiful.

[libratus]

Then you have my permission -- if you are careful, and wash your hands before and after please. His hide is somewhat sensitive to oils.

[windyvoice]

Oh fuck, he's a coral reef zombie horse.

[ Then in tones of someone who is really clearly suffering the most agonizing choice any single person has ever been required to make: ]

Stable dad said if I pet him, he's not gonna take me to meet the griffons.

--> private

[libratus]

Monsieur de Ricart? Hm. Unfortunate.

[ Smoothly switching the crystal to private, ]

That he has so little esteem for Agapegenes, primarily. But I take him for exercise just outside the city from time to time, should that interest you.

private

[windyvoice]

Hells yes!

Can I run with him? Like as Gringolet? As a horse, I mean. I super wanna run with him.

private ∞

[libratus]

I think he would like that very much.

[windyvoice]

Rad!

[ Except that's maybe too earnestly excited and she's gonna play it off like this is fine and she gets to go running with crazy magic zombie horses all the time. ]

I don't get to stretch out around here a lot. Almost makes me miss being ass deep in snow and goat bros.