Elves just want to have fun

[ombranera]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Zevran
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: Contest for Ardent Blossom Crowns
WHEN: 5 Guardian, morning
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: It's Zev. Stuff might get saucy. Connected Log Here.

I have found, during my return from Nevarra, a most curious and marvelous collection of enchanted circlets. What makes these so curious and marvelous is that they are Ardent Blossoms- flowers woven in a Circlet- they are enchanted to be ever blooming and seem to have some manner of other magical properties connected to them. They are quite lovely and I have four I think I shall be giving out-

To those that impress me.

I shall be in the courtyard or the Herald's Rest for the day and any that impresses me with their skills or talents have a chance to win one of these fine circlets for themselves. Those that are not here may spin a tale or sing a song or play me something over the crystals.

Comments

[wickedchase]

Any skill or talent, or are you expecting something specific?

[ombranera]

Anything. So long as you can impress me.

[wickedchase]

How fortunate that I haven't used all of my tricks on you yet, then.

If there are no limitations, in any case.

[arlathvhen]

Are spectators allowed?

[ She's not embarrassing herself in public for the possibility of some flower crowns. But she's more than happy to watch other people embarrass themselves. ]

[ombranera]

Of course, how else might I verify my findings?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay, you can't say that they're kind of magical somehow and leave it at that. Maybe they're 'some manner of other magical properties' by, like, shrinking your dick or turning you into a frog if you touch it. You have to have specifics when you're dealing with magic shit, man.

[ombranera]

Of course. That is exactly it, you have caught me out. I am attempting to turn people that amuse me into frogs.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...I mean, that doesn't really answer what the undying flowers do besides not die like fake plastic flowers.

[samahl]

This sounds like fun. I'll be there.

[ombranera]

I look forward to seeing you, Tresoro.

[samahl]

As you do most of the time, I assume. [He says it because he also assumes that Zevran is okay with that sort of confident flirting.]

[gatheringstorm]

A flower crown would cancel out my fierceness, don't you think? But I'll gladly watch with you and bring refreshments.

[ombranera]

Carina, you wold be fierce no matter what you wear upon your person. Such things are not lessened by the application of a few flowers.

[gatheringstorm]

It'd probably get in the way of vitaar, though, when I choose to use it. [Which admittedly isn't often, but still.] So, what drink are you craving the most at the moment?

[disgracedchampion]

Some manner of other magical properties?

[Why yes, he has tunnel vision you see, he's very wary of anything that might do something to his head should he put it on...

...not that he would put it on, because Chevaliers already wore feathers and that was...

Yes, well.]

[ombranera]

A protective enchantment, Soleil. I have had them checked.

[disgracedchampion]

If that is the case then should I wish the competitors good luck?

[Michel wasn't even aware of his imagination until he had to imagin what other properties there might be...growing another head, flaming heads...well that certainly puts him at ease.]

[qunari]

Pretty sure that little thing's not gonna fit around my rack.

Which is a shame. Got a whole bag of tricks you still haven't seen yet.

[ombranera]

And now I'll be imagining what these tricks could possibly be all day. [ There's a low, pleased crackle of laughter. ] Ah, what a marvelous way to be preoccupied.

[sandsofhell]

And what do they do, exactly?

[ombranera]

They are enchanted to offer resistance to magical attacks. Protective, mostly- and terribly fetching as well.

[highwaywarrior]

Enchanted items? They could fetch a pretty price, if you know the right people.

[ombranera]

Were I more pressed for coin I might consider doing just that, but this is much more fun. Whatever a winner does with their circlet afterward is their choice.

[clarioretenebris]

Nevarra, now that is enough to make one homesick! Special occasion I assume?

[ombranera]

An errand of some import to a member of the Inquisition, the weather was marvelous but it is good to be back.