crystal

[rathercommon]

FORM: Crystallll
SENDER: Kitty Jones
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS EVERYBODYYYY DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Everywhere
NOTES: Everyone seems sad so: dogs

[ Kitty sounds faintly aggrieved. The reason: ]

So, there's this dog that started following me about. I guess it's mine now or - something. Anyway. Has anyone got ideas for a name?

Comments

[koteletten]

Are you sure it isn't stalking you to eat you?

[rathercommon]

[ A puff of air, half-amused. ]

Not impossible, I suppose. I guess if you find my gnawed corpse, you'll know who did it.

[koteletten]

And we'll have a whole host of new naming options. Killer is already a perennial favorite in some circles.

[rathercommon]

Eurgh. No. Not Killer. That's an awful name.