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lakshmi· ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀ · bai ([personal profile] shri) wrote in [community profile] therookery2018-08-05 12:58 pm

02 | OPEN

FORM: Sending Crystal.
SENDER: Lakshmibai
RECIPIENT: Any one and everyone.
WHAT: Head of Community Outreach & Are you a rifter? Do you know how to weave? Want to turn a profit and help out the inquisition? Please inquire.
WHEN: Time is a flat circle.
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: nothing too serious


Greetings... It is Rani Lakshmibai.

[ Right, that out of the way. ]

I have two matters which I need a moment - [ Here we go. ] - I have recently been made Head of Community Outreach, for which I'm honoured. I wish to a little more to understand where I might be applied in helping others, but as yet many things still escape me as where help might be best applied to those that need it. If you have a moment to speak with me, in person, I would be much obliged. My Quarters are in the Gallows.

[ Onwards then, because who works and doesn't overwork? Not her. ] Secondly, and for rifters amongst us... I have spoken with Master Barnabas, a merchant here in Kirkwall, and I realised that whilst what many of us bring in terms of items here can be desirable and turn a good profit for it's... foreign nature. Such things are short-term investments. [ And that as far as she's concerned, is a waste. ] As such, I am looking for women or men, of moderate skill in weaving textiles and who can take direction easily, to join me in such work. You will be paid, though primarily, all extra earnings are to be funded back into the Inquisition. I intend to work things that no part of Thedas has seen before, and feel we are uniquely qualified for such an endeavour.

If such a thing is in your ability, please enquire.

[ Somewhere, her husband is following her about, tugging at her hair and laughing. ]

That is all. My regards.
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1/3

[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-08 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wha—?
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2/3

[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
( aka its a shame there's no video function, because the face she just made )
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[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, I— we just call 'em mutants because they're weirdos from the island state and we're from the mainland. I'm a dickhead, basically.
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[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
( you can hear the squinting, basically )

Australia has over eight thousand islands in its maritimes borders.
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[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-11 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah yeah, advance Australia fair, whoopee.

( Flat af.
Looping back to her question, and contemplating that mention of Hindustan, she asks— )


When are you from?
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a reasonable reaction;

[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-13 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's a load of flaming dragon dicks.

( An incredulous outburst, and: ) Are you fucking for real?

Why does this place keep getting weirder? First that one chick saying "no, Australia's still a prison colony," and now you're from the past, and next I bet some dipshit's gonna rock up that says they're the humanoid descendent of a kangaroo and a narwhal.
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[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-13 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You literally just thought I was being serious when I said Tassie was full of mutants. We're in a world where fuckin' trees can go get themselves possessed, and I have a pet koala from a dream that's chewing on a bit of steak instead of eucalyptus.

Forget the narwhal person. Me being a able to go, "hey, Rani, mate, your country's been independent for seventy years and regularly kick the shit out of England at their national sport" and that being a surprise to you instead of something you just know is fucking— it's messed up.

( And then... ) Oh— fuck.

( That is the sound of realisation. And of someone realising she maybe was just kind of a dick. And... maybe there was a better way to deliver that nugget of info. )
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[personal profile] periastron 2018-08-14 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
( The communication has been cut off, and Alex is holding her crystal, realised that she was, basically, a bit cunty.

And she sits, opens her mouth, closes it, opens it again. )


Yeah, no wakkas. You're welcome. Heaps good.

( Flat, as she tosses the crystal to the side. )

Fuck knuckles.