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Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] therookery2018-06-14 10:09 am

krystalle

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Kitty Jones
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: A plea for help
WHEN: THIS VERY MOMENT
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Office supplies on offer


[ Kitty's voice is a touch hesitant as she puts out this request: ]

Hullo. I need some clothes. [ And then, a bit more fiercely: ] Clothes that aren't stupid. [ A huff, and then with the strength borne of anger over having to wear clothes made for an office professional: ] I haven't got money to pay now, but I will in the future. Or I've got a bunch of office supplies, and I guess they belong to me or whatever, so I've got the right to barter with 'em.

Anyway, so, I'm a bit tall, and sort of a bit thin, and I'm a girl, thanks, so I don't want anything frumpy or frilly or awful, and I don't want anything weird. Just normal clothes, clothes that'll make me look normal.

[ A beat. ] And a knife, too, I guess. For, erm, eating with. [ She will be using it for stabbing with. Finally: ] Eurgh. This is weird. [ ANYway. A sigh, and with that awkward sign-off, she stops the transmission. ]
sorcerised: (40)

[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-14 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, tall's relative. Are you human?

The best thing to do is go to someone who'll make you something, in the town. Are, ah, you new, and in need of local coin?

[ aka are you one of the new rifters in need of help? He can't help noting she hasn't spelled that out, but most local people who show up with Inquisition crystals aren't quite this much in need. ]
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-14 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. Well, if you could give me some, erm. Approximate measurements? Then I don't mind going for you. I can see if any of the local women could pull something simple together. I take it your need is quite urgent?

[ Like for example, if you've shown up from a different world and you're looking like it. Plenty of rifters do; Aro himself had been lucky. ]
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-14 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look he's just somewhat embarrassed about having to ask a lady for measurements. It's not ideal!! ]

Well, I mean! [ Flustered: ] You might've been! But no I just mean I thought you might...

Well - [ How many times will he say well in this conversation... ] - I thought you might not have any local dress, is all.
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, all right then.

[ He clears his throat. ]

So, tall for a human woman. Thin, or...or broad? [ Why is this his life right now. ] And do you think a dress would be all right? Because it might be hard to get the fit right, otherwise.
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Of course not, because that would make it easier.

Insert nervous laughter.
]

Well then, how am I to know what length the trousers should be?
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-15 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ He gives his crystal a long, hard look, and imagines he's directing it at her. ]

Right. Of course you can.

So you'll be wanting a needle and thread along with the ill-fitting clothes that won't be a dress, then?
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fair point. However... ]

Well, usually they wear clothes made for battle. Still, you could probably find a repair kit somewhere around the Gallows.

Speaking of that, are you injured personally, or did only your clothes get damaged?
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-25 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ She sounds so suspicious. Aro can't help laughing. ]

Because I would've found you a healer, had you the need of one. All right. I'll do my best for you. No promises about the quality of what I find, though. It should be enough to see you through.
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[personal profile] sorcerised 2018-06-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's all right. I'll try not to take too long.