utulien_aure: Fingon (Seventy one)
Findekáno│Fingon the Valiant ([personal profile] utulien_aure) wrote in [community profile] therookery2018-04-26 01:35 am

Cats and Rats and Elephants

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Thor, Adalia, Fingon
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Gathering information on the Inquisition's animal population
WHEN: Late Cloudreach
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Survey can be found here


Greetings, Inquisition! [Thor’s voice booms.] We come to you with a specific purpose! We wish to know about what creatures you call your own.

I’m Adalia, the man you just heard was Thor, and our other… associate [ ??? sure, associate, why not ] is Fingon. We’ve been tasked by the forces division to enquire after everyone’s pets, be they nugs or war horses. To that end, we have a survey! Please fill it out.

We are terribly sorry at the lack of originality, but we assumed people would take it poorly if we were to linger outside the stables and interrogate anyone who wandered in.

And it would smell, [Thor adds cheerfully.]

Most things do, you realize.

But not as bad as a stable.

[Just shaking his head and sighing at that one] The questions should not take you long to answer, and if you have issues of concern we haven’t covered just bring them up. We’ll be glad to take them into account.

If the idea of giving us information about your pet makes you nervous, because you have… I don’t know, maybe a dragon..... [ hi, aro ] rest assured that this information will only be used in order to help the Inquisition help you take care of them. So we have two choices of how you can take the survey: meet with one of us and complete it in person, or we have a paper copy you can fill out instead, whichever makes you most comfortable.
castintoflames: (✧ and the air was full)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
(...gangly?!)

I would count that a miracle. (His voice is hoarse.) As such, you feel we...owe...this land?
castintoflames: (✧ and I'm losing blood)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
(Barely.)

I have no taste for politics or diplomacy. I will work face to face with those in need instead and...

Forge weapons and armor when asked.
castintoflames: (✧ I'm not calling you a thief)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
(Fingon is prettier. :( )

You do not know, love. I told you once that you have my loyalty should you lead again. I will hold true to that promise.

(He chuckles.)

Everyone should prefer the animals. They make far more sense.
castintoflames: (✧ I'm not calling you a liar)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-11 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
They seem like a rotten headache and also a swift way to have someone somewhere wishing for your death...keenly.

(Something he will not allow.)

Tell me.
castintoflames: (✧ screaming out a love song)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-11 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I will not allow that either.

(His stern reproach melts into a warm smile.)

A beauty and well-suited for you. I will want to introduce them to Rúnya, but I foresee no problem in them befriending one another.
castintoflames: (✧ and I love you so much)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't.

(Don't sass him. He's serious. Srs bizness.)

I look forward to that purchase. Until then, Rúnya is yours to use whenever you like.
castintoflames: (✧ is all I ask)

[personal profile] castintoflames 2018-05-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Eventually is good enough for me. I like to see you fighting; it means you are alive.

(Oh very well. The sassing is adorable.)

You needn't thank me. He will protect you.