OTA | don't hurt me no more

[matchymatchy]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: yo
RECIPIENT: yall
WHAT: match game set
WHEN: now-ish
WHERE: kirkwall
NOTES: n/a

Inquisition,

I understand there has been a temporary disruption in your administration, [ a light clap ] No matter! We'll muddle through it together.

Ottoline Gardet-Lorier — you may call me Otto — of Tantervale, and it's a pleasure to meet all of you by more than reputation. I'll be summering in Kirkwall this year and lending you my services, that we might find the diplomat inside each of us.

[ ayyy ]

Let's begin! Tell me: What is love?

On a related topic, I must speak immediately with those Rifter elves present.

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[ time to determine whether it's a) another rifter, or b) someone's child with a stolen crystal. and a weirdly deep voice. either way, best not to give the answer that question would otherwise receive — ]

Alas, I've been widowed some time, and I fear no suitor could hold up against memory. When did you arrive in Kirkwall, dear?

[the_cleric]

Oh...

[A quiet happy sigh.]

Oh my gossssh, that is so romantic. And beautifully, beautifully sad. Like something written in a book, you know? Oh, but I am sorry that you are widowed. That really really sucks.

I have been in Kirkwall since... um, not very long. I don't know the days of the week here.