OTA | don't hurt me no more

[matchymatchy]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: yo
RECIPIENT: yall
WHAT: match game set
WHEN: now-ish
WHERE: kirkwall
NOTES: n/a

Inquisition,

I understand there has been a temporary disruption in your administration, [ a light clap ] No matter! We'll muddle through it together.

Ottoline Gardet-Lorier — you may call me Otto — of Tantervale, and it's a pleasure to meet all of you by more than reputation. I'll be summering in Kirkwall this year and lending you my services, that we might find the diplomat inside each of us.

[ ayyy ]

Let's begin! Tell me: What is love?

On a related topic, I must speak immediately with those Rifter elves present.

Comments

[zombra]

Nah, I won't, but when you say the opening line to a famous song, of course I'm gonna fill in the next lines.

But anyway, why are you asking?

[matchymatchy]

[ 'famous', poor girl must be wasted ]

A matter of professional interest. There is so much romance in a cause, don't you agree? The sweep of adventure, the peril of war. It can induce one to make some rather rash decisions.

[zombra]

[ Nah, poor girl is a rifter, where they have these fine classics. ]

I guess so. Either that or lust.