crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody everywhere
WHAT: Road games for everyone including those not on the road
WHEN: On the long trip from the Sunless Lands back to Kirkwall
NOTES: (1) Please threadjack and post your own would-you-rather top levels to your heart's content. (2) I think new rifters won't have their own official crystals until they get back to Kirkwall but please just have them participate over someone's shoulder or whatever else for fun.

I'm not actually walking across Ferelden again, because I'm not allowed to be in Ferelden, but if I were, you know, I think I would deserve some kind of medal. The Medal of Trudging. Awarded for walking clear across a country way too many times.

Anyway.

[ Anyway. The unspoken point is that he is bored, and it's time for a game. ]

Would you rather— [ continued in comments for organization's sake. ]

Comments

[nadasharillen]

[lightly]

For bronze casting Adalia’s arse and having it put in an Orlesian museum, of course.

In seriousness, most like nothing. I’ll heavily consider the virtuous option of doing something embarrassing before I die, however.

[limier]

[ gross she's like twelve

you're all like twelve >C ]

Have you done nothing thus so far?

[ embarrassing. ]

[nadasharillen]

[it's called a callback Wren, goddddddd]

Nothing with my name attached to it.

[contrary to the fictitious Orlesian museum nameplate, Nari has never signed any of her work]

I may be passed down in Dahlasanor's histories as the one who left. That's embarrassing enough for the conceit.

[limier]

[ callbacks are like twelve!!

that she's a word of what's more like to be passed down in dahlasanor's short-lived histories would be — unnecessary. ]

We are fortunate, [ she doesn't feel that way about any of the dalish right now but what's a lie or two ] To have you in their stead.

[nadasharillen]

[Ah, carefully solicitous tact. Another knightly virtue! 8D]

I... endeavor to be worth the having.

[paaauuuseee]

Would you rather be chased by a bear because it's hungry, or have to chase a bear because you're hungry?

[limier]

A true quandary. One imagines to run faster upon a full stomach — but the chase might lead one to other, less furious food sources along the way. You might trip over a mushroom. Or perhaps, a smaller bear.