crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody everywhere
WHAT: Road games for everyone including those not on the road
WHEN: On the long trip from the Sunless Lands back to Kirkwall
NOTES: (1) Please threadjack and post your own would-you-rather top levels to your heart's content. (2) I think new rifters won't have their own official crystals until they get back to Kirkwall but please just have them participate over someone's shoulder or whatever else for fun.

I'm not actually walking across Ferelden again, because I'm not allowed to be in Ferelden, but if I were, you know, I think I would deserve some kind of medal. The Medal of Trudging. Awarded for walking clear across a country way too many times.

Anyway.

[ Anyway. The unspoken point is that he is bored, and it's time for a game. ]

Would you rather— [ continued in comments for organization's sake. ]

Comments

[byblow]

Well obviously.

I think you should have no knees. That way you can still swing a sword, and you can use magic to drag people within range.

[dashing]

Arguably one could still swing a sword with no elbows, if you use the shoulders and the torso. You could kick them out to a good distance for hitting.

[aforethought]

Works alright if you strap it on good. Bitch of it's getting it off again.

[dashing]

Is strapping necessary if the elbow joints are simply locked? It could still be gripped in the hand.

[aforethought]

If you got a hand, I reckon.

Would y'rather only have knives for th'rest of your life, or only have spoons?

[dashing]

Fair point.

Spoons. They could be sharpened to an edge.

[aforethought]

What's a spoon gonna do that a knife can't, though? 'S really all you need.

[dashing]

I imagine the spoon might be a little more effective for soup.

[byblow]

But that's why bowls are like big cups.

[aforethought]

And there's straws! And sometimes them little umbrellas.

[byblow]

Yes. Now, if spoons had little umbrellas, this would be a very different choice.

[dashing]

This is why you cannot risk taking Fereldens anywhere.

i have erred too often to make a ferelden/fereldan joke at your expense now

[byblow]

You're the one who wants to sharpen spoons.

your two good too me (I used to be so good at remembering which was which and now I embrace defeat)

[dashing]

Only when there are no other options.

Sabine would agree with me. ( would she tho )