crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: More important questions.
WHEN: Todayish
WHERE: A crystal near YOU!
NOTES: Nah.

Politics aside - is that possible? Can we do that? I have faith in you, all of you -

[ Getting off topic there Alistair. ]

Politics aside, [ Alistair's voice continues, with scolding emphasis aimed at himself, ] who wears skirts better, do you think? Mages or Templars?

[ xoxo ]

Comments

[unbrokenoath]

Mages, because Templars' skirts are all long and billowy and boring, and I mean some mage's skirts are like that but there are also those really bangin' skirts that, like, have slits going up to the thigh? Like damn.

Templars can come back to me when they are showing off a little more leg. It'd be good for morale.

[byblow]

All right, all right. Let's say it's only Circle mages. I've never seen anyone running about a Circle in those skimpy bits. Otherwise I might have been more excited about my career.

A little. Not much. The whole imprisoning and - damn, I said no politics.

[unbrokenoath]

Hmm, true. Maybe now that there aren't any Circles, we can start a skimpy mage robe revolution?

But--even so, Circle mage robes are more...colorful? The Templar robes are a lot...swooshier, which is pretty cool when you're marching around, but they're all the same color.

On the other hand, Templars never have clashing colors as an issue.

[byblow]

We were horribly coordinated, it's true.

Though most people never get to see the purple satin numbers we slept in. If they did I think this debate would be going veeeery differently.

[unbrokenoath]

Wait, give me a moment to picture that.

[ A pause. ]

Anyway, I think the real question here should be: what the fuck is up with mage hats? Why are they so weird. They're all weird.

[byblow]

The Chantry sisters needed someone to look more ridiculous than they do.