The worst sort of would you rather for doglords, probably

[inagutterson]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Yngvi
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: An important question for doglords/people with dogs, everyone else can chime in
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Just Yngvi in general? Probably language. Feel free to threadjack.

I have a question. [And so goes the dramatic pause. Or just the general pause as Yngvi remembers what the question even was in the first place.] S'pose it's for the dirty doglords among you but if you've got a dog you can answer, or if you feel like making a guess, I'm not some sad little scholar but I want to know the answer.

D'you reckon a Fereldan would make a dog pie if there was nothing else to eat? Or would they starve first and let the dog eat?

[Christine you're welcome.]

Comments

[gatheringstorm]

...it was nice knowing you, Yngvi.

[inagutterson]

I hope one of the birds that ate Asher shits on you for this lack of faith in me, you're a dirty traitor.

[gatheringstorm]

Pfft, whatever. You pull shit like this and you don't expect a Fereldan mob and all their mabari to trample you?

[inagutterson]

Like they'd catch me, more slippery than a greased nug or Asher when he'd shagged some nobleman's wife or daughter and had to make a dash for it.

And you know that if Jayne wasn't fat as a pig he'd have eaten Mal at least two years back. But he's too fat. Might drown him in the slobbers if he stood over him for long enough then he'd get a decent go at it.

[gatheringstorm]

Why do you think I feed Jayne constantly whenever he's around? Aside from the fact that it annoys Mal.

And maybe they won't catch you now, but one day you'll slip up and become a cautionary tale Varric will right about. He might not even get your best attributes right.

[inagutterson]

Look it'd be Mal's fault if he picked an animal that fared as well for him as his plans.

Don't speak that name in that presence. Carta, remember?

[gatheringstorm]

Okay, okay, fine. But you'd better survive to game night at least, or you'll miss out on some damn good hooch I'm bringing in.

[inagutterson]

Is it your qunari booze? Because you always bring qunari booze. One of these days you need to bring something surprising.

[gatheringstorm]

I said 'good', didn't I? Maraas-lok isn't good, it's just damn strong. This is both.

[inagutterson]

Nevarran corpse perfume is good at getting you drunk, booze is only as good as what it does for you.