Elves just want to have fun

[ombranera]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Zevran
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: Contest for Ardent Blossom Crowns
WHEN: 5 Guardian, morning
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: It's Zev. Stuff might get saucy. Connected Log Here.

I have found, during my return from Nevarra, a most curious and marvelous collection of enchanted circlets. What makes these so curious and marvelous is that they are Ardent Blossoms- flowers woven in a Circlet- they are enchanted to be ever blooming and seem to have some manner of other magical properties connected to them. They are quite lovely and I have four I think I shall be giving out-

To those that impress me.

I shall be in the courtyard or the Herald's Rest for the day and any that impresses me with their skills or talents have a chance to win one of these fine circlets for themselves. Those that are not here may spin a tale or sing a song or play me something over the crystals.

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay, you can't say that they're kind of magical somehow and leave it at that. Maybe they're 'some manner of other magical properties' by, like, shrinking your dick or turning you into a frog if you touch it. You have to have specifics when you're dealing with magic shit, man.

[ombranera]

Of course. That is exactly it, you have caught me out. I am attempting to turn people that amuse me into frogs.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...I mean, that doesn't really answer what the undying flowers do besides not die like fake plastic flowers.

[ombranera]

Perhaps they render men mute. Perhaps they leave you hard for hours without satisfaction. Perhaps they do, in fact, shrink your dick.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I mean...did you like, get a mage or something to feel out magical energy, or did you do shit with it and now you're just being a tease? a cock tease

[ombranera]

They had the energy already- Honestly? I think it to be some manner of magical protection.

[motherfucking_ghost]

There you go again with 'some manner' of something. Did you like...try and stab yourself or something and it bounced off?

[ombranera]

I shall have a mage look them over should one have the time to do so. Will that satisfy you?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Dude, you don't gotta be a dick about it; you're the one trying to shill some magical flower crowns without knowing what they do.

[ombranera]

One would think 'magical flower crown' is more than enough.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Not if it's bad magic! What if it's a trap?

[ombranera]

As an assassin I would recognize such things. The enchantment is not harmful.